AN: Actual title is "Plans C Through... Well, He's Bound to Figure it Out Eventually, Right?"
Plan C
Inspiration: Lord of the Rings
Basic Procedure: Hire evil wizard. Have wizard create a Ring of Doom. If wizard is incapable of metal work, have goldsmith create the ring, and then wizard enchant it. Procure volcano surrounded by desolate land. If no satisfactory volcano can be found then consider creating one from hot spot on ocean floor. Build tower near volcano. Have evil wizard lurk there. Convince Clark of the need to throw Ring of Doom into volcano and the necessity of approaching on foot to avoid detection by evil wizard. Have epic journey together. Secure friendship.
Status: Failure
Reason for Failure: Aquaman and wife objected strongly to the aquatic life being killed by artificial volcano and island creation. Additionally Clark, when shown Ring of Doom, melted it with his heat vision.
Additional Notes: Heat vision burns as hot as lava. Fish-woman is terrifying.
AN2: Here's the audience participation portion of this fic! Have a fandom you want to see Lex make a plan out of? Let me know in the comments and if I can make it work, and I'm familiar with the fandom, I'll put it in. Suggestions are much appreciated!