WWW.MISERY
parody of "WWW.MEMORY"
by Alan Jackson


So my site you're leaving.
Don't want ya to.
It says you're absent, so what can I do?

You'll never come back to my message board.
So I flamed you, what's the disconnection for?

You'd better get back on right away,
or else for you it's gonna be...

www.misery.
I'll send you a virus constantly.
I'll delete your entire hard drivey.
It's www.misery.

There's nothing you can do now.
Your internet's disconnected.
You've lost it, oh poo now!
Your A drive's been infected.

You won't be able to log on,
or even check your mail.
I've sabatoged your modem.
It's slower than a snail.

It's www.misery.
You'll be clicking around pointlessly.
Your motherboard will melt with glee.
HA! www.misery!

Your cybergeeky life is doomed by me.
It's www.misery.



I do not own Alan Jackson, www.memory, or all that other stuff. :)