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7-1-16 Update: This story is getting a serious rewrite. But this cracked out version of the story will be left up for people to enjoy. I was 15 when I wrote this and I am 27 at the time of writing this note.

WARNING!
This Fanfic is rated R because in this story there's a lot of sexual
situations, some nude scenes, violence, and language

In the (Cracks) of Space
By: Sydney Daimao

Chapter One: Captured

First class detective Mihoshi Kuramitsu was breathing hard as she clutched her gun close to her chest. This assignment was exhausting, she wished her partner Kiyone wasn't sick so she wouldn't have to do this all by herself. She had run out of the ammunition in her orange, purple and black battle suit a long time ago, and had to rely on her blaster gun. It seemed hopeless, he was just too strong, but she can't give up! Not when one of Frieza's space pirates was right here in her grasp. Hearing his deep raspy pants as he approached the pillar she was hiding behind, Mihoshi could tell he was tired as well. Neither of them knew how long they had been fighting, but they knew this; it would all end very soon, and only one of them would be left standing. It was a showdown of good and evil, in which the outcome was uncertain. His footsteps suddenly stopped, and he began to laugh in his throat for some reason.

"I can't believe they sent someone like you and expected them to capture me!" he told her in his deep raspy voice. He knew she was getting very tired, and he knew that he was too. He hadn't had any food in perhaps three days, in that time it took to get to this planet, then this Galaxy Police officer ambushed him! This just wasn't his day. Damn that Frieza, the bastard who sent him here, knowing this woman would be at this planet to try and stop him from destroying it! Raditz knew Frieza had sent him to this planet because he saw him as an expendable member of his numerous planet exterminators. How the Saiyan warrior wished he had some food right now to restore his strength, since that was the reason for his exhaustion. He had no more energy to use any ki attacks, so he had to rely on his brute strength that was fading quickly as his hunger grew. "I know you're behind this pillar woman! You might as well come out and face me."

Mihoshi held her breath in fear; he was too close for comfort. Suddenly he was right in front of her! His hand slapped her blaster gun out of her hands and the gun was sent flying several yards away. She desperately tried to dash for the gun, but he caught her wrist and twisted her around and lifted her up a few inches off the ground to face him. His cold obsidian eyes pierced through her blue ones and a grin broke out on his face. A shiver ran up her spine as she took notice that he was a handsome man, but an evil one, whose desire was to kill her now. His eyes looked her up and down as he took notice of her full beauty himself. When his eyes retuned to hers, he said, "It's too bad we couldn't have met on other circumstances, I would have enjoyed getting to know a woman who was crazy enough to oppose me!"

"Yes," Mihoshi agreed as a thought of how to defeat him came to her; "It's too bad I have to die now...as a virgin..." her tone was soft, and suggestive.

"A virgin?" he questioned with interest, "hum..." he thought, 'Wait, who is she trying to bullshit? No way could a woman that beautiful claim herself as a virgin.' He gave her a disgusted frown, "You're a bad liar, you know that?"

'Oh no! He's on to me!' she thought, "But it's true, I am a virgin!" she protested, and indeed she truly was. "My final wish before I die, is to be in the arms of a true man, making love to me..." she added making herself blush innocently.

"I don't believe you." He told her with a straight face, while he placed her down so her feet touched the ground, but still kept his grip on her wrist.

She tilled her head up to continue looking into his eyes; she noticed that there was only about five inches of difference in their height. "You want proof of my intentions?" she asked. Before Raditz answered her, she rose on her toes and gave him a kiss while using her free hand to search through his long wild hair to find his butt to caress gently. She almost enjoyed doing this, since his lips were not dry and lifeless, but soft and gentle, the last thing she would have expected any part of him to be. When she broke away from his lips, but kept her hand where it was, she asked, "Do you believe me now?"

Taken by surprise of her boldness, he thought, 'Hum, she's telling the truth, I know this woman wouldn't dare do this unless this is her death wish.' He began to chuckle mentally, 'Heh heh heh, perhaps this is my lucky day...or my day to get lucky!' "You sure you know what you are asking for?" he questioned while releasing her wrist. Then, Raditz placed one of his strong hands on her waist while the other went to her rear.

Mihoshi involuntarily blushed as he began to touch and her stroke her so intamently while he started to kiss her neck. Remembering her plan, she moaned slightly and used her hand that was on his posterior to travel upward to find his tail. During their battle, she remembered him wincing when she accidentally grabbed his tail and from that point on, he kept it wrapped around his waist. 'Perhaps it is his tail that is his weakness!' she thought, 'everyone has a weakness, oh gosh I hope this is his!' When she found the furry monkey like article, she began to stroke it gently and like she thought he would, he unwrapped it so she could pet more of it. 'You fool!' she thought as she grabbed it and yanked it as hard as she could.

While he was occupied with Mihoshi's body, he suddenly felt a shock of pain run through his whole being. Raditz let out a yell that caused her to wince, since he had started to nibble her ear. "What the hell are you doing!?" he demanded when he felt his knees let go as he dropped down to the ground on them.

Mihoshi laughed lightly, "Oh my, how the tables have turned! I can't believe you fell for the ol' 'seduction' trick! I mean, it's one of the oldest tricks in the book!" She then yanked his tail again and he let out another yell with a groan following afterwards.

"Y-you..." he spat in outrage, "conniving little..." then a thought crossed his mind. Through his pain and fatigue, he smiled. He then asked of her in a sincere tone of voice, "Please, woman, let me go, you don't know the kind of pain you are inflicting on me right now."

Unfortunately for the Saiyan, Mihoshi wouldn't buy it, "Oh, and I guess your pain is greater than that of the pain you caused countless of other peaceful planets full of people! Not to mention that a few minuets ago you were about to kill me!"

Damn, she had a point. "I-I was bluffing!" he managed to say, "Please let me go, I know I have done some awful things, but please, stop this pain! Two wrongs don't make a right." But his plea came too late, as the world around him began to fade to darkness. Finally his fatigue from hunger and from the pain of his tail being pulled caused him to faint.

Mihoshi's eyes widened when she saw his eyes close as he fell unconscious. She pulled his tail one last time lightly, only to hear him groan slightly. Assuming that she was safe, she let go of his tail and it fell limply beside him. She then began to smile, as she cried out in joy, "Yes! Kiyone I did it! I defeated Raditz!"

*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Flashback*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kiyone sneezed into a tissue and asked in a stuffy tone, "Mihoshi, are you sure you can handle this assignment by yourself?" Kiyone was on her own spaceship while Mihoshi was aboard hers. They were talking on the video screen communicator their ships had. Both of them had been sent on a mission about a week ago to patrol the sector P13, a sector far away from the G.P. headquarters. During that time, Kiyone got sick.

Mihoshi looked at her partner and best friend slightly shocked, "Of course I can Kiyone! I'm a Galaxy Police officer, it's my job to hunt down this space pirate that Frieza has sent to the planet Yarh."

"Well Mihoshi..." Kiyone began to say, "This isn't just any space pirate, he's a murderer. According to the tip we got, this guy, Raditz, is one of the last Saiyans in existence. They are probably the strongest beings in the universe, and, no offence to you but, you're kind-of a klutz..."

The blonde woman glared at her teal haired friend and replied, "Well, I'll take him down! You'll see!" she then ended their transmission. "Yukinojo!"

As she said the name, a small pink robot came down from the ship and asked, "Yes Mihoshi?"

"Set course to the planet Yarh!" With those orders, the ship blasted off toward the said planet to meet up with Raditz, hopefully, before he could destroy it!

*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* End of Flashback*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mihoshi grabbed one of Raditz's arms and tried to drag him, but found that he was way to heavy. "Whoa, you're heavy!" she said aloud. The Galaxy Police officer took a look at Raditz's expression and he seemed almost innocent. 'Almost' being the key word. She pressed a small button on a bracelet on her left wrist and said, "Yukinojo, do you think you could beam us up?" Upon command, Mihoshi's ship came to her aid and beamed her up with Raditz onto the ship. Then, Mihoshi set course for headquarters and the ship blasted off away from the planet Yarh's atmosphere. The battle was over; Mihoshi won. But this was only the first battle in the war between her and the evil Saiyan Raditz, as she would soon find out!

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Raditz: Damn it! Why does everything have to go wrong today? Damn that Frieza! Aw...I'm so hungry...*stomach growls* The next chapter is called, "Two Months with You?!" So if you enjoyed this, please R&R, the more reviews this story gets, the faster the updates will be.