Disclaimer: I haven't
written in a while. Six monthes to
be exact. damn writer's
block. anywho, I am insane, so
this might be a bit strange.
Anywho, enjoi!
Anime
Randomness
Part 1: Director's Cut
Anime#1: Evangelion
(Ritsuko takes Shinji and misato
down to where Gendo was keeping all the Rei clones.)
Ritsuko:I've known about
this all along....I don't know why I never told anyone.
Misato: hey! What's commander Ikari doing
there?
(gendo is seen over the
Rei-fishtank with a giant fish scoop trying to catch a Rei)
Gendo: c'mon little rei
fishy fish! Don't be
difficult! I hafta get you out
now!
Ritsuko: you sick bastard!
(presses the little red button that makes all the Reis fall apart)
Gendo: NOOOOOOO! Damn you Ritsuko! I was gonna eat that one too!
Shinji: ano...........(sweatdrop)
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Anime #2:Digimon
Izzy:we'll never make it
unless he evolves to his super ultimate armor form!
Tai: wait! I think he's gonna do it!!!!!
(Agumon has a look of constipation
as he tries to eveolve.........in the end he just takes a crap)
Agumon: ahhh....now I feel better!
Tai and Izzy: (Facevault)
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Anime #3: Tenchi Muyo
Ayeka: no one is allowed within a
three mile Radius of the high princess of Jurai!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Mihoshi: wow, three miles really
isn't very much...I mean, I can actually still poke you if I wanted t-
(Mihoshi is cut off in mid
sentence as a bunch of Ayeka's beer can gaurdian thingies form a wall
around her that cover a three mile radius.
Ayeka: THAT... is a three mile radius!
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Anime #4: Princess Mononoke
Ashitaka: forest spirit, we would
like passage into the forest...
Kodama:clicky clicky clack
clack!(We'll let you pass....however....We demand a sacrafice!)
Ashitaka: what kind of Sacrafice?
kodamaL clickedy clack clack click
clackedy click clikc clacky click clack clack click!!!! ( A SHRUBERY!!!!!!!)
Ashitaka: (facevaut)
[clickedy clack thing is credited
to whoever made that PM fic with kodama pete and stuffage]
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Anime #5: digimon part 2
kari: I think It's really
gonna digivolve this time!!!!!
(gatomon digivolves)
Kari: YEAY! It digivolved to
superhappyfunarmormetalsupercalifrajalisticpokemonjuwanmon!!!!!!!
superhappyfunarmormetalsupercalifrajalisticpokemonjuwanmon: That is my name!
superhappyfunarmormetalsupercalifrajalisticpokemonjuwan
blaster!!!!!!!!!(destroys the foe)
Kari: go
superhappyfunarmormetalsupercalifrajalisticpokemonjuwanmon!!!!!!
Daisuke: I can't believe you
can say that in one breath!
Tai: oh my...(sweatdrop)
