Disclaimers: Kishimoto owns Naruto stuff. I own myself. Heza owns herself. Karu, Shon, and Mashu own themselves. Anything more?
A/N: Please, no flames. It was your fault for reading it, not mine.
Chapter 1: The Games Begin
-Jeimi walks in. He has not-so-short blond hair and blue-grey eyes-
Jeimi: Hello Everybody! Welcome to Truth or Dare! The game show where we take your fave shinobi and make them do embarrassing stuff! But first, my co-host, Heza!!
-Heza has shoulder-length red hair and teal eyes-
Heza: Hello fans! This is my co-co-host, Karu!!
-Karu is short with lots of brown hair and brown eyes-
Karu: But before we start the game, our co-co-co-host, Shon!
-Shon is a scrawny scrap of flesh with shaggy brown hair-
Jeimi: Get out of here, Shon!
Shon: Or what?
Jeimi: -pulls out gun- Or I shoot you
Shon: Yah, sure
Jeimi: -Shoots Shon- -body hits floor-
Karu –complaining- Nice! You just shot the co-co-co-host!
Jeimi: Yep.
Heza: Let's get on with the games! Here are our contestants!
Jeimi: Come on in! Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, Temari, Itachi, Hinata, Haku, Kin, Lee, and Tenten!
Jeimi: And as a special guest, my little brother Mashu!
-Mashu has curly brown hair and blue eyes-
Mashu: And a good morning/afternoon/evening to all my fa –trips on body of Shon- Hey! Who put this body here? A DEAD BODY?! OMG!!! –Throws Shon out the window-
Tenten: -Looks out window- Eww… -Barfs-
Jeimi: -Looks out window – Orochimaru is molesting the body of Shon, both are covered in Tenten puke- Shouldn't have looked… -slams window-
Heza: On with the games!!
Karu: Cue suspenseful music!
-Cotton-Eyed Joe-
Karu: Wrong suspenseful music!
-Suspenseful music-
Karu: Thank You
Jeimi: As you all know, the game is… TRUTH or DARE!!
-Audience gasps-
Jeimi: Our first vict… er… contestant is… NARUTO! Truth or Dare?
Naruto: Truth.
Karu: Are you a dweeb?
Naruto: He-
Jeimi: We all know the answer
Heza: Lee, you're next.
Lee: Why me?
Heza: 'Cuz I said so. Truth or Dare?
Lee: Dare.
Heza: I dare you to lay a big smacker on Tenten!
Tenten: Oh gosh NO!
Lee: It's youthful, Tenten!
Lee –glomps Tenten, tries to make out – Tenten faints- Do you think that she fainted from ecstasy?
Karu: I think it was out of sheer horror. Temari, you're up next.
Temari: Fine. Dare.
Karu: I dare you to glomp Baki!
Temari: Oh crud NO!
Jeimi: You're dared. You have to do it!
Temari –leaves-
-TV comes down-
-Sand Village-
-Temari sneaks up sneakily, and sneakily glomps Baki-
Baki: TEMARI, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!??
-Temari runs-
-Game Show Apartment-
Karu: Thanks Temari.
Jeimi: Next is Mashu. Truth or Dare?
Mashu: Or.
Jeimi: You can't pick 'or'.
Mashu: I just did.
Jeimi: you can't
Mashu: I already did.
Jeimi: Fine. Truth or Dare?
Mashu: Hey! … Fine. Dare.
Jeimi: Go make out with Ino.
Mashu: -Lightens up- Okay!!
-Mashu leaves room-
Heza: Sasuke. T or D?
Sasuke: D
Heza: Instead of saying 'Itachi', you must call him 'Weasel'
Sasuke: Okay. Weasel.
Itachi: Fudge (A/N: Replacement for swearword)
Karu: Truth or Dare… JEIMI!
Jeimi: You can't dare me! I'm a host!
Karu: Too bad.
Jeimi: Dare.
Karu: Go treat Kin to some Ice Cream.
Jeimi: -Stares blankly for a moment- Okay. Come on, Kin-chan!
Kin: Right with you, Jeimi-kun!
-leave-
Heza: Wonder what Zaku thinks of this
Mashu: -walks in with Ino- We're back!
Heza: Since you're here, Ino, welcome to Truth or Dare!
Ino: Wait a sec!
Heza: You enter the apartment, you join the game. Capiche?
Ino: Dammit –glares at Mashu-
Heza: Great! Mashu, choose the next dare!
-Mashu and Ino are making out-
Heza: Break it up, you two!
Mahu: Sorry. I pick Tenten!
-Tenten is still out cold-
Haku: What do we do with her?
Karu: Put 'er in the closet!
-Drags Tenten to closet. Opens door. Doesn't notice Neji. Throws Tenten in. doesn't notice thumping noise-
Shon: -walks in covered in Tenten puke-
Karu: It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Shon: The thing was set to 'Stun'. I'm gonna kill that fink!
Karu: Make sure it's after he's done making out with Kin.
Shon: -Storms out of room. Slams door-
Heza: Looks like we just lost the co-co-co-host.
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That was the first installment of Truth or Dare! Be aware that the game may change from time to time. Tune in next time for when Neji and Tenten come out of the closet!
Ja Ne! (That means 'see ya' in Japanese)