Disclaimer:Roses are red, Violets are blue, this rhyme sucks and I don't own any FF7 characters.
Cloud looks upon the world he is in and wonders, "Is there more to life than this?"
*Standing in the middle of Wall Market*
"Why am I here? And why the hell am I wearing a dress and bikini briefs. What the hell player, yeah I'm talking to you. What you ain't good enough to get me the lingirie and perfume. Your playing ability is lacking."
*Walking to Don Coreno's*
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?" I asked the sculptor.
Says the sculptor, "Like i give a crap."
*Back to Cloud*
"Dude, Have you never seen a sexy beast like me before? Yeah sure screw you too. A-hole. Wait what's that blue swirling light. Damn my underwear is riding up."
*In Mustadio's Father's Workshop in Ivalice (FFT)*
"Where am I? Who are you guys? Damn that paodi is strong. Jeez, no more gange for me."
*Cloud punches himself in the head and flys into the Dimension warp*
"Wow, this mary jane must've been mixed with MDMA, LOOK AT THE COLORS!!!!!!."
*Lying in Don Coreno's Bed*
"OWW. My stomach hurts thats it no more crappy games for me ++COUGH++ Final Fantasy 11 ++COUGH++. Who is this fat man? My god, Are you wearing a thong?"
*Zoom to Don's crotch*
"SO WHAT IF I AM, I'M SECURE IN MY SEXUALITY TO WEAR TIGHT, CONSTRICTING AND FLESH-CUTTING GARMENTS."
*Inside Cloud's Head*
"PEEKABOO I SEE YOU. HEY, WAIT GET OUT OF MY DOMAIN YOU CAN'T BE HERE UNTIL I'M IN MY COMA. DAMN, FORGET WHAT I SAID. THERE IS NO COMA, THERE IS NO MAKO POISONING, DAMN, MIGHT AS WELL QUIT WHILE I'M FALLING IN MY METER"
*Pulls out revolver*
*Fade to Black*
*BANG*
"OUCH, MY FOOT. DAMN I THOUGHT I WAS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION"
*Back to Don Coreno's* Coreno-
" Hey baby you wanna wine me, dine me, and have your way with me."
Cloud- "ok. I've already lost my dignity might as well lose my sense of sexuality."
Distant Voice- "Use the Force Lu- Wait wrong game. Sorry.
*Cloud leans in for the kiss*
*Door falls down and Aeris and Tifa enter* Tifa- Cloud no you weren't about to..."
Cloud- "uhhhh... No I WWAS NOT ABOUT TO KISS DON CORENO'S LUSCIOUS LIPS."
Aeris- "Cloud, are you.......feeling ok?"
Cloud- "Why you ask"
*Tifa starts jumping up and down and rotating her body*
"Does this excite you?"
*Cloud scratches his head and is about to answer when Tifa makes a dolphin jump out and flop into him*
*Fade To Black*
The Moral of the story is: Everyone is different and who would give 1000 typewriters to 1000 monkeys that throw their own poo. No Men in women's undergarments were harmed during this story, only emotionally not physically.
Cloud looks upon the world he is in and wonders, "Is there more to life than this?"
*Standing in the middle of Wall Market*
"Why am I here? And why the hell am I wearing a dress and bikini briefs. What the hell player, yeah I'm talking to you. What you ain't good enough to get me the lingirie and perfume. Your playing ability is lacking."
*Walking to Don Coreno's*
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?" I asked the sculptor.
Says the sculptor, "Like i give a crap."
*Back to Cloud*
"Dude, Have you never seen a sexy beast like me before? Yeah sure screw you too. A-hole. Wait what's that blue swirling light. Damn my underwear is riding up."
*In Mustadio's Father's Workshop in Ivalice (FFT)*
"Where am I? Who are you guys? Damn that paodi is strong. Jeez, no more gange for me."
*Cloud punches himself in the head and flys into the Dimension warp*
"Wow, this mary jane must've been mixed with MDMA, LOOK AT THE COLORS!!!!!!."
*Lying in Don Coreno's Bed*
"OWW. My stomach hurts thats it no more crappy games for me ++COUGH++ Final Fantasy 11 ++COUGH++. Who is this fat man? My god, Are you wearing a thong?"
*Zoom to Don's crotch*
"SO WHAT IF I AM, I'M SECURE IN MY SEXUALITY TO WEAR TIGHT, CONSTRICTING AND FLESH-CUTTING GARMENTS."
*Inside Cloud's Head*
"PEEKABOO I SEE YOU. HEY, WAIT GET OUT OF MY DOMAIN YOU CAN'T BE HERE UNTIL I'M IN MY COMA. DAMN, FORGET WHAT I SAID. THERE IS NO COMA, THERE IS NO MAKO POISONING, DAMN, MIGHT AS WELL QUIT WHILE I'M FALLING IN MY METER"
*Pulls out revolver*
*Fade to Black*
*BANG*
"OUCH, MY FOOT. DAMN I THOUGHT I WAS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION"
*Back to Don Coreno's* Coreno-
" Hey baby you wanna wine me, dine me, and have your way with me."
Cloud- "ok. I've already lost my dignity might as well lose my sense of sexuality."
Distant Voice- "Use the Force Lu- Wait wrong game. Sorry.
*Cloud leans in for the kiss*
*Door falls down and Aeris and Tifa enter* Tifa- Cloud no you weren't about to..."
Cloud- "uhhhh... No I WWAS NOT ABOUT TO KISS DON CORENO'S LUSCIOUS LIPS."
Aeris- "Cloud, are you.......feeling ok?"
Cloud- "Why you ask"
*Tifa starts jumping up and down and rotating her body*
"Does this excite you?"
*Cloud scratches his head and is about to answer when Tifa makes a dolphin jump out and flop into him*
*Fade To Black*
The Moral of the story is: Everyone is different and who would give 1000 typewriters to 1000 monkeys that throw their own poo. No Men in women's undergarments were harmed during this story, only emotionally not physically.