Without Memories

Crazy

by

Numanife (Kat)

A/N HIDAN!!!! YAY! I love Hidan!

There was a wanted poster with the Akatsuki on it. It seemed they were worth a lot if someone caught even one the members. Though, no one in their right mind would go looking for them. Good thing I don't have a right mind. My mind was messed up months ago when everything I knew was forgotten. The one person I couldn't forget, however, was Hidan. He was my best friend. About a week after Hidan told me that he hated the village, he disappeared. I'm not crazy, like Hidan, but I'm certainly not normal. I always wanted to kill, to drain life from people, but not this bad. It's an awesome feeling, really.

I remember my old five friends, including Hidan, and how they used be so great and fun, though paranoid and jerks, I miss them. Four died, one left, and I forgot the meaning of 'love and 'caring'. I'm not mean, but everyone else is. I can't believe I'm going to do this.

I walked into the forest, thinking to myself about how stupid I am. I mindlessly wondered for hours before reaching the lake that was deep in the forest. The water was certainly pretty, reflecting the moon's light beautifully. I looked down off the loose wooden dock, staring at the cute fish squirming around. I got up and stripped into my underwear and jumped in, swimming around to cool off the warm temperature of the summer.

That's when I heard yelling, "Itachi! Come on! Let's go!" And then some strange blue man hopped into the water. I dived under, hiding behind big rocks under the water. The man swam around joyfully as the dark haired boy (Itachi I guess) sat at the edge. I was loosing air fast, knowing that going up could be dangerous. The blue boy just kept swimming under water without needing to take a breathe. That's insane! That's just great, My best friend was a Jashin believer, and a fish boy freaked me out.

I felt the bubbles start to go up. The darkness began to surround me from lack of oxygen. I began to swim in a different direction a crawled out quickly when I reached the far other end of the lake. I took a deep breathe after hiding behind a tree, pushing my golden brown hair back out of my face. I can't get my clothes, so I have to walk through the forest and get home in my undies. Well, this sucks. I started walking off and bummed into a large figure. I looked up to see someone, big black and white, and started stumbling backwards. What. the . HELL!

The man began to split in two, one black, and one white, and then the black one grabbed me and pinned me into a tree. I screamed as loud as I could, hopping someone would hear me, but decided against waiting. I grabbed the black one and slammed him into the ground, then kicked the white one in the balls. I ran off, hopping he wouldn't follow. I got to the edge of the lake and gasped for air. The blue boy popped out of the water and his eyes widened. I looked to my side and saw ITACHI UCHIHA! HOLY FISH FLAKES! I fell on the ground, screaming.

Next thing I knew, I surrounded by the Akatsuki, who ran here when they heard screaming of an unfamiliar voice. One boy wearing an orange mask shouted, "Leader-sama, she's cute! Can we keep her? PLEASE!"I backed up a little when I heard my name being called from behind me.

"Haya-chan?" I turned onto my side to look up at the most beloved person I could think of, "HOLY SHIT! HAYA-CHAN!" He shouted, wide eyed.

I got up, forgetting my half nakedness, and hugged him. Then, I slammed his head into a tree and threw him in the water. He swam up and shouted, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

"FOR LEAVING ME YOU JERK! DO YOU THINK I LIKED THAT VILLAGE ANY BETTER!" I shouted, then pulled out a random knife I kept in a hidden pocket on the side of my bra. "DIE BITCH!" I shouted as he got out the water and starting chasing him around. The knife grew bigger, turning into a huge sword. I stabbed him through the heart. "Jerk"

"HOLY CRAP HAYA-CHAN! WHEN DID YOUR FUCKING SWORD GET THIS BIG?" He yelled as loud as he could. I shifted to one side and looked away.

"Is it really that big?" I ask, looking off blushing.

"Hell Yes!" I turned and hugged him.

"Aw, your so sweet!" I smiled.

"So you still fucking screwed up in your ass of a brain" He asked.

"Duh!" I stuck my tongue out. I turned around and bowed, "Sorry! I'm Maya Ren!" I heard snickers. I looked up and the loudest one shouted,

"Pretty lady's half naked!"

Oh yeah, hehe, oops. I froze for a moment, then ran to the dock and put my clothes on. "SHUT UP!" I blushed.

"I don't know, I think we should tease you some more hm" a blond dude/chick said behind a snicker.

"SHUT IT BLONDIE! GET A HAIR CUT!" I shouted at him before punching him in the face. Man, these guys are horrible. Jeez...

"What are you doing way out here?" I heard the blue boy ask.

"Oh, I was mindlessly wondering when I decided to go swimming. Then you came, I got out on the other side. Then your monochrome friend tryed to um rape me" I said, looking at him.

"Oh, that's Zetzu, and he was trying to eat you, not rape you!" the blue haired girl smiled.

"EAT ME?!?!" Wow, and I thought I was crazy.

One things for sure, Hidan's friends or not, I could never get along with these weirdos...