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- We are not stupid; this was written at 6AM; hence the thingy underneath this thingy. Have a lovely day. *fireworks explodes* -
"Six A.M. is the perfect time to write a fanfiction."
Once upon a time there lived a man and he found out that it was raining cats, so he cut down the shia lebouf tree, which caused a jackson galaxy bamboo tree to sprout upwards like a sunflower. ;) He told his brother Key-van Car-Elo that Jackson Bamboo Galaxy was in their yard instead of his
cactus, Key-van got mad and kicked a trashcan which summoned his stepmom who got even madder and kicked key-van's door. SO Key-van had to go to Home-Depot to buy a new juan. His best fran Tireler work dere so he get the dawrs for a discount, but when key-vaN ENTER THE store he find out tireler werent there . he ask manajer where tireler were manajer say tireler on break bcuz he got hit buy pussy fallin from duh skie. Key-van go home bcuz he dont have tiem 4 tirelers shet. Key-van go beck home and complain to his brother toemas abutt his door toemas tell key-van he go to Dr. Phil bcus he have angr issues. Key-van say K bcuz he want new door and orpah know dr. phil and orpah have new door. Key-van enter doctor phil room and get interview in front of camruhs and pplz. Dr. Phill ask key-van abutt his childhuud. Key-van explain thot his step-mom liek to keck and she keck everythin she keck key-vans door she keck key-vans teddybare she keck key-vans deck off that why key-van angr. Dr. Phel tell key-van he need learn to vent his angr on a stress deldough he hand key-van the stress deldough. key-van yell at dr. phel and go home sad bcuz he 4got to c orpah. Key-van go to front yard and see jackson bamboo galaxy treh. Key-van CCc ex-girlfran danyell dere summoneying catz. Key-van goez and ask her if she duh one making all duh catz fall nd she say no eht Jackson Galaxy he want moar views on his TehVeh show. key-van say oh and walk away but den walk beck bcuz he deecid to luuk at jackson galaxy bamboo treh. he CCc dat treh made of wuud just liek his dawr. so he grab brother toemas' katana and chop down the treh. It brock beck key-van cactus so key-van less mad and key0van brother so happy he build key-van new dawr out of jackson bamboo treh THE END.