AN: I was up all night reading Twilight. It's now like my new favorite book, I swear. But anywhoo...since I can't sleep, heres some pointless little thingy that I wrote. It's kinda like Oliver and Jake's rules, but a bit different.

10 rules that Miley and Lilly must follow when around Jackson.

1. They can not in anyway, talk about anything they do on their dates.

2. They can not make out in front of him.

3. They can not keep the door unlocked, when they are planning on doing anything.

4. They must not act all couple-y around him.

5. Miley can not point out that Jackson stole the whole list idea from her.

6. Lilly must not tease him about how she can get a girl and he can't.

7. Miley can't either, it's embaresing.

8. Lilly must know that Jackson does not want her.

9. Lilly can not slap Jackson in the back of the head, even though what he said was stupid.

10. They must know that no matter what, he loves them.

11. They can not get all sappy and hug Jackson because he said this.

AN: I'm sorry about the whole list theme I got going today, it's just come on! It was funny and cute though...gotta give me that. Maybe I'll write another one.