Flying Cat sauntered into the room, wearing lingerie, a frilly pink bodysuit. He stood there presenting himself hands gesturing towards his cock-gina. In front of him, lying on the bed half naked, was Tactical, ready for a night to remember. Tactical looks deeply into Cat's eyes, they sparkled horse piss brown. "We rollin?" He said as his cock grew to a full 3 inches.
Behind the camera, stood Jinjioshi, a fucking dirty jew, jacking of profusely. "Don't mention my name on camera", he said in his dirty Turkey voice. "They still think I'm straight. If my wife Brit heard me on this tape, she would surely take our children, Detective Kermit and Eggeater."
Cat slowly approached Tactical, and mounted him on the bed, and he started kissing slowly, thrusting his tongue in and out Tactical throat while fingering his dickhole with a needle. Tactical rubbing Cat's four month pregnant belly with their pet albino frog, Amphibian.
Little did Tactical know, that Cat's four month old baby was ready to be birthed. The baby burst out of his belly, did a backflip into Tacticals mouth. The baby with a 7 inch cock, was yet unaware that Tactical was a cannibal. He hungrily devoured the babies tender penis, as the British national anthem played softly in the background. Doki, the baby, screamed in its soft voice "nooooooooo."
Jinjioshi whispered under his breath "this films gonna make a fortune." He palmed his throbbing cock slowly, trying to resist his natural gay urges as they threatened to overcome him.
As all this was going down in the background, Longschlong was hiding in the bushes with his DSLR filming the entire thing whilst eating his fried bull testicles. He thought to himself "Deagons gonna love this." he scurried down the tree, and into the home, where Deagon was a literal piece of shit on the couch. "Oye you piece of shit, look at this" he pushed the film into Deagon's squishy brown body. The shit pile absorbed the film, and it became sentient. That porns name? Lux Oux's Dream.
Lux suddenly kicked open a door shouting "gas die juden!" HE had wanted to be in the porn, but Tactical had taken his role! Lux took out his uzi and blasted the sentient porno shit, and blasted Longschlong in his (short)schlong, his bloody stump spraying blood. "Well at least he didn't go for the hand, i need some jeurgens to take the edge of."
All of a sudden, Longschlongs brother blasts through the door with a katana, shouting "you'd better not be watching hentai!" his terminator eye glistening. He then proceeds to pull the trigger on his turbo-uber-high-tech-katana, shooting directly between his two testicles and at the three on the bed.
Lux, falling to the ground, screams "god has forsaken me." in the midst of all this drama, the sounds of orgasmic pleasure reverberated around the room. All you could hear was rumbling, a semen storm was brewing.
From the sky, date rape appeared, and landed in a superhero pose. She declared "im gonna save this porn from being shit!" She grabs every item in the room and shoves them up her pussy, then shoots it out and destroys the camera, leaving the tape safe.
A month later the sextape appeared in the news. It has grossed double the human populations amount of views! "Homemade alleged porno makes billions" the headlines screamed. The newscaster, known as kitty appeared and started to speak with a heavy south african accent.
"The porn known as 'luxes dream' has gone viral. Half of the human population has fallen victim to combustion from too much porn building inside of them. We can only hope that sending this porn to space can save us. The president, ubuntu, is building a rocket into space to put the porn in its place.
As the porn rocket and its valuable payload go off into space, the last living human beings combust as the tape is shown one last time.