Disclaimer; We've married the characters, but since we're a bit young for marriage and I don't want us to get flamed for marrying the boys, (though we undoubtedly will) I call them boyfriend for sake of.. whatever that would be. I never thought I'd write an fanfic with an anime x oc character. Anyway, this is a joint story, role-played by three authors and then written out by yours truly, Shy. This is our first fic, read and review. Updates will probably take sometime, since we spend four hours role-playing it and then a week editing. No flames. Oh yes, if you don't like oc fanfics, random character murder (They all always survive. Always. Oo) and basically the writing of hyper, slightly insane authors, don't read. Thank you; Shy-chan, Runya-ko, and Sage-sama. We do not own Samurai Champloo, Ronin Warriors, Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yugioh, Yuyu Hakusho, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop… or any of the other anime we use in these. We do not always stick to character. Sorry to those who get annoyed by that. oO;;

Runya shoved Ed –in a tux- and Shy, in a wedding dress, up to the alter, and sets Miroku up as the priest. "Hit it!" Ed, Shy and Miroku stared at her, and she just shrugged. "No idea." "Duuude.. I'm not doing this is Miroku's priesting." Runya glared at Miroku. "He's the only one we have! Unless… you want me to impersonate one." She grinned at Shy, who stared silently back. "Do you.. take this cough-shrimp-cough to be your lawfully wedded husband? Through sickness and health, rich or poor, blah blah blah.." Shy sprang toward Miroku, her hands outstretched, only to be held back by Edward. She struggled briefly, but realized she was in a strapless dress, clapped her hands over the bodice and tugged on it hurriedly. "Look, dumbass, I'm short too." She grumbled, crossing her arms and glaring at the monk.

Runya prodded the fierce girl. "Forget it, and say I do." "Fine. I do. Happy now? Miroku put on a cheesy grin, doing a Regis Philbin impression. "Is that your final answer?" Shy and Ed stared at him, and Runya thwacked him on the head. "GET ON WITH IT!" The monk rubbed his head. "Ow!" "Runya, do I have to go through with this?" Shy asked in exasperation. "YES!" Her friend yelled, prodding Miroku. "Because I said so." Runya shoved Miroku off the alter, having done a very quick change into priestess robes. Miroku started to speak but was cut off as he was tossed, rather unceremoniously, to the floor. "Hey!" he yelled, startled to find himself sprawled across the floor. "Edward Elric, do you take Shy Kyo to be your lawfully wedded wife... forever, and ever, through health and sickness.. blah, blah, blah.. til death do you part?" Runya asked, ignoring Miroku, while Shy grumbled. Runya poked Ed, "I asked you a question, dumbass..." "I do?" Ed said questioningly, while Runya beamed.

"Good... now... do whatever married couples do." Miroku smirked. "Oh Runya, what do they do?" "I don't know.. You're a priest, what do they do?" "They go at it, of course." Twitching, Runya threw a bible at the monk, who was still on the floor. "BEFORE THAT!" Ed and Shy look at each other, wide eyed. "You know, right here. When it's appropriate." "Oh.." He muttered. "They uh.. kiss?" "That works! You may now kiss the other person!" Ed and Shy stared at each other, speaking at the same time. "Do we HAVE to?" Runya whipped out Shanks' sword from who knows where, threatening them with it. "Yes!"

"OF COURSE" Miroku snapped, slapping Ed on the head. Shy tentively kissed Ed on the cheek, turning red. "HAPPY NOW?" "Hello? Married couple!" Runya grumbled, while Miroku, fed up, yelped "Lips! IT MUST BE THE LIPS!" "Nobody watch then!" Shy yelled back, putting up a screen. "Where's the point in that?" Runya demanded, ripping the pretty oriental screen down. Miroku eyed Shy, "You're getting MARRIED!" Turns to Runya, "Is it just me, or do they not understand that concept?" "They don't." She muttered with a sigh. "I see the problem in marrying two people with the IQ of a wet rock now..." Miroku cracked up, falling over in the process. Runya glared at the two on the alter. "Kiss. NOW!" She snarled, threatening them with Shanks' sword. Again. "Shoulda let him do it..." She muttered, glaring at the completely silent Shy and Ed. "DAMN YOU!" "Shh… they're 'doing it'…! See, that's why they're not here anymore… and they're so 'quiet'... they got soundproof walls…"

"Oh god... there really are no virgins left in this world… well... except me..." Runya mused, eyeing Al suspiciously." "See, married couples have sex!" Miroku said gleefully. "Unmarried couples do too..." Runya muttered. "Damn you all." Shy said suddenly, drawing the eyes of the chapel to her and her new husband. "Damn you all!" She growled. Runya and Sage were suddenly scared, and the chapel was so silent a pin drop would have been heard. "You… you mean you never liked Ed?" Runya asked, her eyes huge. "He and I stood blankly behind that friggin' screen until runya ripped it down and then we stood there, watching you talk about us like we were.. like.. not there or something!" Ed and Shy were both bright red, and Shy was positively furious. "How the hell did you get me in this dress anyway?" Runya just grinned at her friend, while Sage, in the front row, looked on. "I have no idea… But maybe I should have got you one with straps. Kiss Ed and you can get out of it."

"Fine!" Shy growled, kissing him lightly and stalking off. "WHAT"RE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO ON YOUR HONEYMOON!" Sage screeched, standing on her pew. "Ed, she's leaving you… and seriously!" Runya said, as Edward gave everyone dirty looks and walked after Shy. "Damn, girl! You just MARRIED the guy, and you're walking out on HIM!" "Shut up, Roy!" Shy snarled, glaring at the colonel. Holding up her dress, she stalked out of the chapel, only to be tackled by her Runya and Sage. "I HATE YOU ALL! Except Ed." She sniffled, and Sage sat up. "Why woulnd't you kiss him, Jadie! I'd pounce on Mugen in an instant…" Runya glared at Shy, who curled into a ball, making sure her skirt was covering everything and clinging to her bodice. "So… are you going to keep him, or cast him away like yesterday's newspaper?" Runya asked. "I did, dammit!" Shy snarled, glaring at her friends. "I would kiss Ed…" Runya muttered. "I DID, DAMMIT!"

"But why wouldn't you? Sage demanded, while Runya smirked. "I'd do it in a heartbeat… If he gave me the chance." "He and I weren't ready to get married, and… and..." Shy whimpered on the floor, still pinned by Runya, who was waiting for her threat to sink in. Standing, Runya kept a foot on Shy's back, who crossed her arms. "Damn you all. Would you let me up yet? I want to get you two married so we can get to the reception. I want food."

"Mugen, do you take this.. lady to be your lawfully wedded wife... through blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, til death do you part?" Mugen nodded. "Uh.. sure?" "You're supposed to say I do!" Runya growled, and Mugen hastily corrected himself. "Er.. I do." "Sage, do you take this… guy… to be your lawfully wedded husband.. through blah, blah, blah, blah, 'til death do you part?" She nodded, "I do," and held back an urge to attack Mugen. "Now lets see how they kiss." Shy muttered to Ed, her eyes narrowed. "Then I, unfortunately, pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the other person. And… I heard that, Shy." Runya said, as Shy swore softly. Sage squealed and pounced on Mugen, attacking him with kisses, before she dragged him down the isle. "Yay, now, honeymoon time!" "Hey, this was a trio wedding!" Shy said, standing up. Sage guiltily dragged Mugen over, sitting in front of Shy. "Who's the priest?" Miroku randomly appeared, standing at the alter. "Someone call for me?"

Runya still sat in the back of the chapel, cackling. "Hey you, get up there and get married!" Sage said, standing up. "Dammit, Runya, I did it, Sage did it, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!" Shy yelled, starting after Runya as she darted out of the chapel doors, continuing to laugh insanely. She tripped on her robes, and fell face first in the mud. The people inside the chapel gasped. Shy merely shook her head. "Get. Up." Shy grumbled, Miroku and Sage coming up behind her. "Dammit, don't make me use my wind tunnel/earth magic/swords on you." They said in turn, each supplying their weapons. Runya gave up and walks back in the chapel with her escorts behind her, avoiding the mud. "Dammit for revenge... sighs oh well... a little drama never hurt no-one" Runya muttered. "Hi there!" She added, waving to all of the people in the back, dripping mud everywhere. "Er.. Shy, go work some magic on her.. uh.. appearance." Sage requested, and Shy plodded up toward the front. "C'mere, Runya."

Shy erected a screen, shoving her muddy friend behind it. She waved her hands and there was a flash of green light, and the mud vanished, leaving Runya in her robes. "A dress?" She asked Shy, cocking her head. "Hell yes! Straps or no?" Shy asked, her hands held up. "Eh, none I guess." Runya replied, and the dress appeared. "Now go get married!" Shy shooed Runya from behind the screen and both vanish, Shy appearing by Ed. Sage grabbed Mugen and slowly slunk out the back door of the chapel. As Runya turned toward them, Mugen picked up Sage and began sprinting. "I'd run after you, but I happen to be wearing a strapless dress." Shy giggled in the back row. "...to hell with it..." Runya glanced down and took off after them. "You will NEVER GET AWAY!" She yelled, stopping suddenly. "MIROKU! Use your Wind Tunnel on them!"

"B-b-but... I… can't." He stammered, eyeing the fleeing pair warily, and eyeing Runya even more warily. "Why should I anyway?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. Runya glared and stomped back toward him, holding up Shanks' sword. "I've never used a sword, but I know how to use a knife..." Miroku reached for the beads covering his tunnel. "I could always use it on you instead." "I'd go down kicking, and make that hole in your hand so large, you'd be sucked into it early." Shy and Edward were silent, and their crew was as well. Runya's crew was silent. Sage's crew, including Miroku, was silent. Somewhere in the distance, a car motor revved to life and slowly faded away. Still in silence, crickets began to chirp. Someone coughed uncomfortably.

"Now, are you two ready?" Miroku glowered at Runya. Shy stood, tugging on Ed's arm, and stopped in the front row, sitting down and meeting her friend's eyes. "Yeah." "Alphonse Elric, do you take Runya Levian Kaimana to be your lawfully wedded wife through sickness and health, blah de blah...?" She nodded. "Yes." Ed and Shy said together. "I do." "Do you, Runya Levian Kaimana, take Alphonse Elric to be your lawfully wedded husband through sickness and health, blah de blah blah?" Miroku leaned toward Alphonse, " while you still can." He stood upright again, avoiding the glare Runya and Shy leveled at him. "I do." "Now you may kiss the bride!" They do. Miroku nods abruptly. "I now, sadly, pronounce you uh.. armor and wife! Now.. I must run..." He turned and dashed out of the chapel as Sage and Mugen slunk back in.

"Where'd Miroku go?" Sage asked, looking around. Shy eyed her friends and, clinging to her dress top, jumped on the bench. "EVERYBODY, EXIT AT THE DOUBLE DOORS, FOOD IS ON YOUR RIGHT!" She jumped down, and with Ed at her heels, strode down the isle. "He had to... 'run'..." Runya muttered, she and Alphonse following Shy. "That bastard…" Sage muttered and dragged Mugen after the other four. Runya, smiling, walked over to Sage and and patted her on the back. "What a nice friend, Sage!" Runya said, and pushed Sage into the oversized cake. Sage emerged from cake and tackled Runya. "AHH! STRAPLESS DRESS!" Runya screamed, and got a handful of cake shoved in her mouth.

"THAT'S IT!" Runya shrieked, shoving Sage's head into the punch bowl. "AgBudsaiogdj!" Sage bubbled for a moment, finally getting her head out of the bowl. Cake covered and dripping wet, she eyed Runya omnimously. "You're doomed." Shy, who had randomly vanished, raced out of the bathroom where she had changed, and seized four pieces of cake. She handed a plate to Ed, and shoved two pieces in Sage and Runya's faces, then shoved her piece into Ed's. She received the same treatment and smiled cheerfully. "I NOW PRONOUNCE US MARRIED!"