Authors Note: Yes, yes I'm alive. Surprising but true. I forgot my password for a while. (I have the memory of a slice of bread.) But anyway, here's my first attempt at deadly humor. Why deadly you might ask. Well, go ahead and find out.
Violent sobs consumed 003 as she starred into the sullen faces of her teammates. Their former battle, which had taken place earlier in the morning, had scarred them all. 002 had suffered a severe gash along his leg, impending walking as an option for a period of time. 004 had been knocked unconscious by a rather nasty blow to the head and the effects were unknown until he awoke from his comatose state. 005 had suffered a fractured spine from a pile of rubble falling upon him without warning. 007 had broken both arms trying to lift the rubble from 005, which only resulted more rubble falling upon him. 006 had burnt 008's left hand in attempt to assist him, and so on. Yet, the worst injured, and well dead, was 009. He had been in range of a highly destructive sonic beam which was impairing them all, when an enemy snuck behind him. With one moment to act, he clicked on his tooth, but well, that failed him.
Why?
Play close attention and lets see if you can find out.
"If I would have known that it would have such devastating results, I would have informed him..."
Doctor Gilmore wiped away tears with a handkerchief.
"I can't believe it! Of all things that could have done him in, this--!"
Jet exclaimed.
"He's dead now..."
Hiccupped 003.
"We must continue on and defeat Black Ghost in his honor!"
007 Declared dramatically and then sunk into depression.
"That's a nice speech and all, but the question is, how? 009 was our leader, without him we're worthless!"
Jet shouted in a bitter tone. There was no reply to his outcry.
"I would have never sent him into battle, but I... I didn't think he'd need to use his acceleration mode. I didn't know there would be so many enemies..."
Doctor Gilmore said, internally blaming himself.
Which was true. No one, not even Jet however, said that out loud.
"Well, we can only press on. However which way we can..."
008 said thoughtfully.
"You know, I think it was all Chang's fault, him and his food!"
Jet retorted.
"Why, I ought to--!"
Chang began but was silence by an alarming cry from 003.
"All because of a stupid cavity!"
Now you know, happy?
AN: … I told Kat I'm no good at humor…