**Before we begin, this is something I need to explain. This is an alternate version of Alphyne – The New Anime Showing in Theaters Near Grillby's. Also Distressed Fish Noises comes in later on in the story, and the Beautiful Day comes from an event that happened in school the day that I wrote the distressed fish noises part. Hence, the really strange title.**
It wasn't the most average couple. Fishes and dinosaurs don't exactly go together, if not the fish as a meal for the dino.
But the tale of the aggressive fish lady and the awkward dino otaku (who else thinks that it should be the other way around?) is one of a kind.
Anime. What is this, you may ask. In short, it's basically a Japanese cartoon with huge eyes and great logic (featuring people flying into different countries just by being kicked).
Turns out, it's more than sparkly eyes and flying pants. It's also what brought our couple of the year together.
"ANIME IS REAL RIGHT?!" Undyne shouted in the middle of an apparent garbage dump. (Kids, if you ever want a more romantic place to bring a couple together, try a garbage dump, it's nice and lovey-dovey there.) And to that the kid with lines on their face exclaimed "HAI, ANIME WA HONMONODESU" (translated to "yes anime is real" but is probably not correct).
**For those that read the first version, the differences begin here.**
"HUMAN! EVEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MOST STRANGE LANGUAGE!" Papyrus shouted, popping his head through the giant pile of garbage while timing our fish's dino waifu with her running.
Undyne sighed, and shoved Papyrus' head back through the garbage. "You two focus on your training, I must discuss fabulous anime and spaghetti recipes with this human," Undyne growled, smirking. The kid tried their best to copy her smirk, but still only managing their signature straight face.