Me: ok I have been a lot of ants attacking my house and it's been annoying! DX so I hope you enjoy my little fan fic with Nny and ants
Mar: this should be interesting
Me: very ;;;
Disclaimer: I do not own Johnny, only Jhonen Vasquez does
One day, Nny was watching TV after slaughtering a cheerleader, drinking his cherry fiz-wiz he sees a ant on his straw. "WHAT THE HELL!? IS THIS ANT DOING ON MY STRAW?!" he exclaimed. He takes the ant and squashes it . Then he sees another one, "THERE COMEING TO TAKE ME AWAY TO THE AILIENS!". He goes to get his mallet and squishes it, then another, then another, more and more just kept coming at him! "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU COMING FROM!?" he yelled at them. They just kept crawling around. So he goes and gets a flame thrower, burning all the ants, but which causing him to burn his house (--;;;;). So he went I got water and that other fire stop thingy (I don't know what it's called) and stopped the fire before it gotten worse. "panting there, the little bastards should be dead now" he said to himself. So after that little episode he goes out to kill more people. The next mourning, he come back inside his house, and he finds... MORE ANTS!. "WHAT THE FUCK?! I THOUGHT I FUCKING KILLED ALL OF YOU!?" he yelled. And that's where it starts all over again. The end
Me: lolz! Now he knows how I feel! XP
Mar: um that was uh interesting
Me: and the moral of the story is, YOU CAN'T KILL ANTS! DX
Mar: O.O
Me: I hope you guys enjoyed the one shot! now please review and read all my other stories! See ya next time!
Mar: bye bye!