"If We Never Dropped Him"
By: Ceci1
Summary: Phil and Lil's P.O.V.s as they ponder Phil's question, the one that's probably run through every viewers head at least once during the "All Grown Up" season: "What would Dil be like if he hadn't been dropped on his head as a baby?
Here's Phil and Lil's thoughts after Tommy's film was shown and everyone found out that Phil and Lil dropped young Dillan Prescott Pickles on his newborn head as a baby. Without further ado, here's "If We Never Dropped Him."
LIL'S POV:
"I wonder what Dil would be like if we hadn't dropped him on his head?"
My brother's question echoes through my head tonight as Phil and me sit in our separate rooms. Apparently Mother was still a little disturbed after finding out about a certain incident with us and Dil. We were just babies at the time, so I don't see how it could be our fault entirely. Besides, it's not like we really knew what we were doing. I mean, how could anyone expect two 1 ½ year olds to baby-sit a newborn? It's insane, impossible; but one baby didn't think so. No, not our brave, strong, Rugrats leader, Tommy Pickles. For as long as I've known that bald-headed baby, he's always stood up for what he believed in, and inspired others to do the same.
When we had our first big adventure getting lost in the woods, and all of us had given up hope of ever finding our, "Mommies and Daddies," it was Tommy who led us out of the forest and reunited us with our families. He even taught his then greedy, drooling, selfish baby brother, Dil, to be a better person, err baby. And all in one night too! I wish Phil could learn to mature that fast, even just a little bit.
Well, all my reminiscing has a point: Tommy left us in charge of his baby brother, but at the time Phil and I despised Dil so much, that after we realized we were stuck in the woods for a good while, no where near the "hopsical," we just figured we'd let those crazy, circus monkeys takes him off our hands. Face it, even though we were older than Tommy, Phil and I didn't have the "'sponsitility" he did.
And thus, that is why and how my brother and I, Lillian Marie Deville, let baby Dillan Prescott Pickles be dropped on his soft, newborn head nine years ago. Now onto the question at hand: "What would Dil be like if we hadn't dropped him on his head as a baby? Would he still turn out the way he is today, like Mrs. Pickle's theory about Dil's behavior being genetic from Mr. Pickle's side of the family? Or would nine year old Dil Pickles have grown up to be...a normal kid?"
A/N: Hey what do you all think about my first Rugrats fanfic? I know it was very short, but just in case people don't like it, I won't feel bad about posting alot. Next chapter will be Phil's thoughts and discussion with his sister about what he thinks Dil would be like if he hadn't been dropped on his head. Please read and review, even if you don't like it! Ideas and suggestions you'd like to see in upcoming chapters would be greatly appreciated and welcomed too!