OK I was really bored,and somewhat hyper........Anyways I was hoping to be funny and put up funny stuff of RE so enjoy.

P.S. Thank you bro. for helping me with the stories you rock. (yes my brothers in the stories along with me his names Jeremy so you won't be confused) Enjoy my kittens. OK I re edited it so it should be better.

1st story Weskers ride home:

Wesker's finally free from research,and paperwork,and is now making his way home in his dark blue Ferrari. When all at once

"Thump"

"What the h..." He stopped his car and checked to see what he ran over. "ow it's just a pig"

I out of nowhere ran out of the woods running to the scene my eyes welling up with tears. "you ran over my brother Wesker,"I said staring up at him.

He showed no sympathy "well why was he in the middle of the road?"

"So he could get to the other side!"

"Wes....s...ker.I...I worship you..." My brother said with his last breath.

"so wesker you taking me home tonight?"

"But I just kil..." His face drained of color and he rode home alone.

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2nd story Chris is a perv!:

Jill was on her day off and decided to go shopping. She stopped at a cafe for a soothing cup of coffee.

"Crap I need to take a piss" she told herself. She past goer buyers and found an empty toilet.

Giggles were coming from above and as she looked up her eyes widen. "CHRIS YOU PERV!" she screamed as other women gasped.

"Crap I thought this was the men's stall" Chris said getting off the ceiling in a Licker style motion and disappering

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3rd story all alone sexy barbie XD:

Ada was frantically running for her life from Ganados. She bumped into something and fell on her ass.

"What the fuck!" She cursed. she looked up to see Leon with a devilish smirk and black shading his whole face except for a glimmer of red light from his right eye.

"um...Leon whats wrong with you?"

"We are finally alone my sexy barbie!" He said in an unfamiliar Italian voice.

Ada went silent and everything went quite.

She slapped Leon in the face and kicked him in the balls.

"ooo my ma meat balsa" Leon said falling to the floor and clutching said balls.

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4th story death of the annoying characters:

"Wesker!" I said tackling him to the floor. "Jeremey and I need your help"

He looked irritated but waited to see how he could help. I gave him a smirk and whispered the plan in his ear.

"Fine I'll do it but stop sending me emails telling me your right outside my door or watching me sleep it's creepy!"

I looked at him and nodded.

Me and Wesker went after Rebbecca and Jeremy went for Ashley.

"Dammit Ashely wouldn't shut the hell up about her damn day and how she tried to seduced Leon in his sleep"

Both me and Wesker looked at my brother who had an unconscious Ashley slung over his shoulder. Rebbecca was easy we just hit her with a gun in the back of the head.

"OK put them in there" we did and was soon in a room with video monitors. I flipped a switch, and bright lights engulfed the cameras.

They both awoke from the brightness

"Where are we?" Rebbecca Thought

"I don't know but I'm scared!" Ashely said in a six year old voice.

"Um....OK well I'm Rebbecca and you.... are?"

"Ashley Graham want to hear about my day?" she said with the biggest smile that would cause you to jump off a cliff and fall to your death.

"Would I!!!" Rebbecca replied

They conversed so fast all I heard was Leon,Chris,gay,lesbian,yes, and teddy bear

I was getting a head ache so I suggested we got something to eat.

When we got back we decided it was time for the annoying brats to leave but when we opened the cell they were both dead with their mouths opened for more words to come out.

"They killed themselves by talking each other to death? we all saw it coming" I said somewhat relieved.

"That's hard core" my brother said.

sure some were kinda stupid but I still have more coming so tell me if y'all liked it and if not I won't make anymore OK.