Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Kingdom Hearts or anything else related to
Kingdom Hearts. So don't sue.
A/N: This is my first fic, so be nice! I would like to dedicate this story to my best friend, Krystal. This story takes place after all the worlds are locked and after Sora and Riku come back and all that. Also, keep in mind that both Sora and Riku have a Keyblade. Enjoy!
*~Chapter 1~*
Kairi was once again at Sora's house helping him clean his very messy room. "Oh, Sora," she sighed. "Your room is so messy. I really need to come here more often."
"I wouldn't mind it if you did," Sora said with a small smile. Kairi blushed slightly and picked up one of Sora's shirts off the floor.
Something that had been wrapped in it fell out. "What's this?" asked Kairi, picking up what looked like a flashlight.
"Oh, that's one of my old birthday presents," answered Sora, walking up to her. He took it out of her hands. "It's a hologram projector." Sora turned it on and flashed a picture of a cake on the floor. The cake looked extremely solid.
"Wow, it looks so real," said Kairi, amazed.
Sora suddenly had an idea. "Hey, tomorrow is April Fools, isn't it?" he asked Kairi. She nodded. "I've got a really good idea for a prank that we can play on Riku. You wanna help?" Kairi nodded eagerly. "Here's what we'll do," whispered Sora as he told Kairi his marvelous idea.
* = * = *
The next day, Sora and Kairi woke up at the crack of dawn to make it to the island before Riku got there so that they could set everything up. They ran towards the little island where the Paopu tree was. Sora climbed one of the palm trees that were there and hid himself among the leaves. Kairi entered the Seaside Shack and waited for Riku to show up.
Ten minutes later, Riku appeared looking very thoughtful. Kairi waited for him to sit down on the Paopu tree before making her way towards him. "Hey, Riku," she called out cheerfully. Riku turned around and smiled at her.
"Good morning," he said. "Where's Sora?"
"Oh, you know Sora. He always sleeps in," answered Kairi. Riku laughed and turned back towards the ocean. Kairi flashed Sora a glance and he smirked.
Sora turned on the hologram projector and made it form the shape of a Heartless shadow. He snickered and pointed the hologram projector to the spot behind Kairi. She glanced at it and called Riku. "Riku, look! A Heartless!" she yelled. She had practiced this line enough times to sound convincing.
Riku jumped off the Paopu tree and drew his Keyblade. "Get back, Kairi!"
She did as she was told and sat back to enjoy the show. Riku lunged at the Heartless and whacked it. His Keyblade went right through it. "What the--"
He tried hitting it again. It didn't work. His left eye started to twitch from anger. He attempted using magic on it and it failed, too. Riku growled. "Dumb Heartless," he hissed. He continued to lash out different attacks but nothing he did worked.
"WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH THIS F***ING HEARTLESS?! I KEEP F***ING ATTACKING IT BUT IT'S STILL F***ING THERE!! DIE, YOU F***ING BASTARD!!!" yelled Riku at the top of his lungs.
Sora was cracking up and Kairi was wide-eyed and in a fit of silent laughter. Riku continued whacking the hologram. "F*** YOU!! GO TO HELL!! BURN IN OBLIVION!!" shouted Riku.
Kairi laughed so hard that she fell back onto the Paopu tree. Sora laughed manically and slipped off the palm. The hologram image disappeared when Sora hit the ground with a sickening thud.
Riku turned around surprised. Sora attempted to hide the hologram projector. "You..did..this?" hissed Riku, his voice cracking from anger. Sora got up and backed away from him. "And...you...helped him?" he managed to ask Kairi. She smiled nervously.
Then, unable to hold in their laughter any longer, they burst out laughing. Riku's anger doubled. "DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
The laughter had still not quite vanished from Sora and Kairi's faces when Riku lunged at them, Keyblade held high.
"Please forgive us!" begged Sora, clearly not wanting to deal with his angry friend. Kairi whimpered. They both ran as fast as they could toward the Seaside Shack with Riku in hot pursuit.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, SORA!!!!!!!!!!!"
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Hope you enjoyed it. This was just a little daydream that my mind was nagging me to type. I hope I wasn't too mean to Riku. I mean, he is my favorite character and all. But it made more sense to have Kairi and Sora work together instead of anyone else.
Oh, well at least now you know what Riku does when he gets pissed off. Anyway, please R&R or I'll sick Riku on you! Flames are accepted, but I'll tell you this. If you do flame me, I'll use the flame to roast marshmallows next time I camp out in my backyard. ^_^ Bye bye!
* * *After getting so many reviews from people that wanted me to write more, I decided, sure why not? Anyway, I'm thinking of making a sequel titled 'Riku's Revenge'. However, my homework has fried my brain and therefore, I cannot think of a good prank. If anyone has any ideas, please review and tell me them! If I do use your idea, I'll make sure to give you credit for it.
A/N: This is my first fic, so be nice! I would like to dedicate this story to my best friend, Krystal. This story takes place after all the worlds are locked and after Sora and Riku come back and all that. Also, keep in mind that both Sora and Riku have a Keyblade. Enjoy!
*~Chapter 1~*
Kairi was once again at Sora's house helping him clean his very messy room. "Oh, Sora," she sighed. "Your room is so messy. I really need to come here more often."
"I wouldn't mind it if you did," Sora said with a small smile. Kairi blushed slightly and picked up one of Sora's shirts off the floor.
Something that had been wrapped in it fell out. "What's this?" asked Kairi, picking up what looked like a flashlight.
"Oh, that's one of my old birthday presents," answered Sora, walking up to her. He took it out of her hands. "It's a hologram projector." Sora turned it on and flashed a picture of a cake on the floor. The cake looked extremely solid.
"Wow, it looks so real," said Kairi, amazed.
Sora suddenly had an idea. "Hey, tomorrow is April Fools, isn't it?" he asked Kairi. She nodded. "I've got a really good idea for a prank that we can play on Riku. You wanna help?" Kairi nodded eagerly. "Here's what we'll do," whispered Sora as he told Kairi his marvelous idea.
* = * = *
The next day, Sora and Kairi woke up at the crack of dawn to make it to the island before Riku got there so that they could set everything up. They ran towards the little island where the Paopu tree was. Sora climbed one of the palm trees that were there and hid himself among the leaves. Kairi entered the Seaside Shack and waited for Riku to show up.
Ten minutes later, Riku appeared looking very thoughtful. Kairi waited for him to sit down on the Paopu tree before making her way towards him. "Hey, Riku," she called out cheerfully. Riku turned around and smiled at her.
"Good morning," he said. "Where's Sora?"
"Oh, you know Sora. He always sleeps in," answered Kairi. Riku laughed and turned back towards the ocean. Kairi flashed Sora a glance and he smirked.
Sora turned on the hologram projector and made it form the shape of a Heartless shadow. He snickered and pointed the hologram projector to the spot behind Kairi. She glanced at it and called Riku. "Riku, look! A Heartless!" she yelled. She had practiced this line enough times to sound convincing.
Riku jumped off the Paopu tree and drew his Keyblade. "Get back, Kairi!"
She did as she was told and sat back to enjoy the show. Riku lunged at the Heartless and whacked it. His Keyblade went right through it. "What the--"
He tried hitting it again. It didn't work. His left eye started to twitch from anger. He attempted using magic on it and it failed, too. Riku growled. "Dumb Heartless," he hissed. He continued to lash out different attacks but nothing he did worked.
"WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH THIS F***ING HEARTLESS?! I KEEP F***ING ATTACKING IT BUT IT'S STILL F***ING THERE!! DIE, YOU F***ING BASTARD!!!" yelled Riku at the top of his lungs.
Sora was cracking up and Kairi was wide-eyed and in a fit of silent laughter. Riku continued whacking the hologram. "F*** YOU!! GO TO HELL!! BURN IN OBLIVION!!" shouted Riku.
Kairi laughed so hard that she fell back onto the Paopu tree. Sora laughed manically and slipped off the palm. The hologram image disappeared when Sora hit the ground with a sickening thud.
Riku turned around surprised. Sora attempted to hide the hologram projector. "You..did..this?" hissed Riku, his voice cracking from anger. Sora got up and backed away from him. "And...you...helped him?" he managed to ask Kairi. She smiled nervously.
Then, unable to hold in their laughter any longer, they burst out laughing. Riku's anger doubled. "DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
The laughter had still not quite vanished from Sora and Kairi's faces when Riku lunged at them, Keyblade held high.
"Please forgive us!" begged Sora, clearly not wanting to deal with his angry friend. Kairi whimpered. They both ran as fast as they could toward the Seaside Shack with Riku in hot pursuit.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, SORA!!!!!!!!!!!"
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Hope you enjoyed it. This was just a little daydream that my mind was nagging me to type. I hope I wasn't too mean to Riku. I mean, he is my favorite character and all. But it made more sense to have Kairi and Sora work together instead of anyone else.
Oh, well at least now you know what Riku does when he gets pissed off. Anyway, please R&R or I'll sick Riku on you! Flames are accepted, but I'll tell you this. If you do flame me, I'll use the flame to roast marshmallows next time I camp out in my backyard. ^_^ Bye bye!
* * *After getting so many reviews from people that wanted me to write more, I decided, sure why not? Anyway, I'm thinking of making a sequel titled 'Riku's Revenge'. However, my homework has fried my brain and therefore, I cannot think of a good prank. If anyone has any ideas, please review and tell me them! If I do use your idea, I'll make sure to give you credit for it.