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SO the other day I was flipping through fanfictions, and found out about something called SOPA, short for the Stop Online Piracy Act, which is a bill in Congress. I'm not entirely sure exactly what this does, but I'm hearing horror stories that it will put all fanart, fanfictions, fan pages, and fan-made videos down the drain. I also think that it will shut down any website with any pirated anything and will also shut down any related websites. So, say, someone puts a link on Facebook that goes to a website that has a single piece of pirated stuff somewhere on the other side of it, then Facebook goes down until the link had been removed. I also hear tell that you could go to jail for five years for putting a cover of your favorite song on the internet. I know that piracy is a real issue and its increasingly hard to deal with, but honestly, the fans should be allowed to use the material under Fair Use and Amendment 1 of the Constitution. There's a petition if you Google "stop SOPA 2014," and unless you want to see the probable downfall of the entire FanFicNet community, you might want to sign it. Please help spread word of this, because this bill WILL become a law unless we the people stop Congress from making this grave mistake.
This is what happens when you coop up an artist in a car while driving across the country. She draws completely stupid comic strips of herself, her siblings, all the Legend of Zelda characters riding in the same bus going on a road trip for no reason.
Me: OH MY GOSH! WHY did we let SHADOW LINK drive?!
Shadow Link: *driving at least 50 miles over the speed limit* WOOHOO!
Zelda and Link: * glare at me* Well, we WARNED you, didn't we?
Me: Well... uh... maybe.
Midna (imp form): Kevin! can you PLEASE get Red and Violet Link to STOP SINGING?
Red Link, Violet Link, and Navi: THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND! 'ROUND and 'ROUND! 'ROUND AND 'ROUND!
Blue Link: KEVIN! VAATI WON'T STOP POKING ME!
Vaati: *freezes in mid-poke*
Me: *clamps hands over ears* NEW SEATING ARRANGEMENTS! Malon can sit next to Ghirahim, Fi next to Lynnie, Mike next to Blue Link, and Vaati next to me! Red Link, Violet Link, you two'd better shut up before I move you two, too! Midna, you're driving!
Midna: Yess!
Shadow Link: Awww...
*A few minutes later. Music playing waaaaay tooo loouud*
Me: *hands over ears* Midna! You're a good driver, but can you PLEASE turn down the music?!
Midna: *obviously didn't hear me* WHAT?!
Me: *chucks headphones*
BONK.
Midna: Oh, hey, headphones!
SCREECH!
Everyone except Midna: The ROAD, Midna! Watch the ROAD!
Midna: Sorr-ee, I thought you wanted me to USE these headphones!
Cars behind their bus: MANIAC!
Ghirahim: How much longeeeeeer?
Malon: Oh, for DIN'S SAKE! Have you EVER heard of patience?!
Lynnie: KEVIN! I'm BORED!
Fi: *poker face*
Me: *lightbulb* I KNOW! Let's have an evil-face making contest! Readysetgo!
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