He traveled o'er country
To the last Homely House, and still
Through darky dark caves
And up mountainous hills
Killing trolls and goblins
And huge warg beasts
Out riddled the Gollum
Not shattered in the least
Quick as a shadow
A fleet footed fiend
Singing and swinging
At those spiderous things
Attercop, Attercop
The spiders he calls
Tomnoddy, Tomnoddy
You cannot catch me
As burglar he did
Using his ring, his wit, and his sting
Saved a dozen one dwarves
Of old Bilbo we sing
Then captured by Elves
He saved his fine friends
By hiding them in barrels
But to what end?
The men of old Lake Town
Rejoiced as a king
Returned to his mountain
Of that they now sing
To tip top they climbed
At the doorway they stood
Until moonlight revealed a door
And enter they could
He stole from a dragon
And talked with it too
Then filched the Arkenstone
In moments quite few
He fought bravely
In the Five Armies' Battle
Then to Rivendell he trotted
His brains all a rattled
Then home he raced
For his belongings, thought few
Were being auctioned
At a very fast pace
Over hill, under hill
Round yonder bend
Bilbo kept on trudging
Though he could not see the end