Disclaimer! I don't own Code Geass. Hell, I haven't even seen it.
Prompt One;; Car Crash
As did every epic quest, this one started with screaming.
Not in the "Yay-this-is-the-greatest-thing-ever!" kind of way, but in the "Oh-shit-oh-shit-we're-gonna-die!" (Well, really it depended on who you were talking to.)
"Damnit, Suzakuuuuu!" Came the hysterical cry as a thunderous crash broke the mirror-like silence, small shockwaves echoing from the site of the collision.
But before this adventure can be told, a previous expedition must be made back in time, to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. (Okay, maybe not that far back, but it still happened a while ago.)
"Suzaku, I'm bored. Entertain me," were the words uttered from His Majesty's mouth. It wasn't a question; it was a command, as was nearly everything that Lelouch articulated. The scene was a familiar one; Lelouch was sprawled out on the couch in his room and Suzaku was on his laptop, doing who knew what.
"Maa, Lulu, can't you go five minutes without needing attention?" The pilot said, not looking up from the screen as he shook his head and chuckled. "You're so needy—Oh, my God!" Surprised by the sudden outburst, Lelouch promptly fell off the couch.
"What? What is it?" He asked frantically, scrambling over to the desk where the pilot was situated.
"Y-you…" The brunette boy stuttered, pointing to the screen with a shaking hand.
"Yes, what about me??"
"EUPHIE'S BACK~" He squealed, jumping out of his seat and into the air all thanks to an IM from Shirley. Unbeknownst to the pilot, while turning his internal fit of joy into an external display, he'd simultaneously punched the purple-eyed prince upside the face, rendering him unconscious.
"Come on, Lulu! We gotta go get Euphie from the airport! She won't see !" Not realizing his friend was out like a light, Suzaku threw Lelouch over his shoulder and ran to the garage and got into the driver's seat of Lelouch's pride and joy, his black Corvette. So when Lelouch woke up to Suzaku driving while talking to his little sister, therefore rendering him utterly oblivious, of course he was just the slightest bit concerned.
"I miss you too, Euphie!" Suzaku cooed into the phone, his eyes looking everywhere but the road.
"Suzaku! Get off the phone!" A frantic Lelouch yelled. "We're about to be struck by a four-wheeler!"
"… Wha?" Came the response.
And that is where our story takes place.
A/N: And thus starts the first of my Christmas presents to people! This one is for axelXroxas342, who requested a LelouchxSuzaku fic. However, being one who's never actually seen Code Geass, I'm pretty sure most of this is really OOC. :S
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Aw, screw it, I had way too much fun writing this. xD