"Hi," a girl with frizzy red hair said to her friend.
"Oh, hello, there," Lila said to her friend, Cadence.
Cadence crossed her arms. "Okay, Lily, it's okay that you ship Maang, and that Meng is one of your favorite characters. But let me get this straight. Maang is not Zutara. Meng is not Katara. Got it?" Lila sighed.
"Whatever."
"Okay, anyways," Cadence told her brunette friend. "Let's watch Avatar tonight. Don't. Even. Talk. You know I mean Avatar: The Last Airbender."
"I wasn't even gonna."
"Whatever," Cadence sighed, "At our usual time, 'kay."
"'Kay."
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Lila took out a key out of her pocket and unlocked the door. Now if you think this is her house, you're wrong. It's Cadence's.
Anyways, when she opened the door, she stepped in and said. "Yo, Cadence, I'm here."
"'Kay!" came a muffled yell from upstairs. Footsteps pounded downstairs. Eventually when Cadence came into view, she said, "¡Vamos! Let's go!"
Lila rolled her eyes. "Let's go, Dora."
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"Okay, no, no, no, ah-ha! Avatar: The Last Airbender! Let's-a go!"
"Jeez, Caddy, you are really obsessed with stupid things. But hey, people say Avatar is stupid, so yeah." Lila said. "Put the thing in."
"Yeah what? What thing?" Cadence put the DVD in when she saw Lila's dirty look. "Okay, okay, I'm doing it! See, see, the DVD is in. Happy?"
"I'm never ha—" Cadence threw a pillow at her face.
When the episode was about to start, the screen was white, just white for a long time. "Lil. Lil. Lily. Lila!"
"What!" the brunette girl exclaimed.
"Do you think that we're going to go in the Avatar world?" Cadence asked jumpily.
"Of course not! This isn't fanficti—" they stopped talking because then that happened.
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"Crap," Cadence groaned, waking up, "What happened? Oh yeah."
"Like I said, we can't be in the Avatar world." Lila looked around. "Damn, why does the world hate me?" The scenery was perfectly all snow.
"Wait…" the red-head shushed. "We're behind an iceberg. Lil, run around! We might meet the Gaang!"'
Both girls ran around the massive ice structure. When they got around, they found exactly what—or more accurately, who—they were looking for: Aang, Katara and Sokka.
"Hi…" Lila trailed off.
Sokka narrowed his eyes. "Who are you?"
"Hi, I'm Aang."
"Uh…" Lila responded, unsure of what to say. "Well… um, I'm uh… Shakira and… uh my friend is… uh… Toph?"
Cadence walked around. "I'm Cadence, and this is Lila," she said confidently.
"What's with your hair?" Katara asked.
"Well," Cadence laughed, "I was bor—"
"She was born with red hair."
Cadence shot a baffled look at her friend. "Why'd you cut me off?"
"I don't like Lady Gaga," Lila responded, crossing her arms. "You were going to sing Lady Gaga. I don't like Lady Gaga."
"Yet you call yourself Shakira."
"So?"
"Uh… They both have blonde hair?" Cadence guessed.
"What?" Aang said suddenly.
"Yeah. Let's all introduce each other. Katara you—" Cadence clamped her mouth shut and look wide eyed at everyone.
"How do you know her name? Do you know mine?"
"Well, Sokka, it's a long and complicated process including the future, two guys and about fifty million fangirls," Cadence smiled.
Lila grinned. "The truth in that makes me laugh."
"Lil," Cadence asked, "Since I already make a mistake, can we spill?"
"Nah," Lila decided. "Just wait until they meet you-know-who, and I'll explain the concept of Zutara."
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"Hey, Aang?" Aang looked at Katara. "Do you know the Avatar? You're an airbender."
"Uh… Well I heard of him… But I've never met him."
"Hey! Why can't the Avatar be a girl! Sexist," Cadence mumbled.
"Well… um…. the Avatar could be a girl, but uh… I kinda assumed that…"
"Yeah, that's right! You assumed."
"Girls can't handle that massive power. Not that the Avatar exists, but still," Sokka added.
"Still what! That you're an ass?"
"Hey…"
"Shut up," Lila told everyone. "We're here. I think so."
Katara nodded.
Once they got off Appa (the ten ton flying snot monster), Katara introduced them to the village.
"Aang, the entire village. Entire village, meet Aang." The village moved back, the adults protecting the children.
"Wait," Cadence started again. "What about us? You don't find us important! Meanie!" She crossed her arms.
"And that's Cadence and Lila."
"What's wrong? Oh no, Appa sneezed on me, didn't he!"
"Nope," Cadence snickers. "They just don't like bald people. Cue the banished prince!"
"Huh?"
An old woman stepped foreword. "We haven't seen an airbender for a hundred years. We thought they were extinct, until my grandchildren found you."
"Extinct?" Aang repeated in disbelief.
"This is my grandmother, Kanna," Katara introduced, not hearing Aang's comment.
"Call me Gran-Gran," she countered.
Lila sighed. "Why would I call you that. I'm not even related to you, I know nothing about you. Oh wait… were you talking to Katara?"
"No, to you."
"But I barely know you! Can't I just call you Kanna?"
"Fine, but…" she stopped and looked up. Lila looked up too and saw Aang stuck in a hunk of snow.
"Boys…" Lila sighed.
The two girls walked to Aang.
"That was amazing!" Katara exclaimed, holding out her hand.
"Great," Sokka said from behind them, "You're an airbender, Katara's an waterbender. Together you can play games all day." He ran off.
"Hey, get back here Ponytail, I'm not done talking to you!" Cadence stormed off after him.
"You're a waterbender!" Aang gasped in astonishment.
"Well, not yet," Katara explained. Kanna came over.
"Let's go, Katara, you have chores."
"So Aang…" Lila started, but then the little kids came over demanding "magic" from Aang.
Aang put his staff on his tongue, and it froze to it. "See, now my tongue is stuck to my staff." One kid pulled it making him scream.
Lila sniggered. "Katara thinks you're smart."
Aang looked at the brunette with wide eyes. "Really? Wait, who told you?"
"Oh no one," she smiled. "Just I have supersonic hearing.
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"Have you seen Aang?" Katara asked Sokka. "Gran-Gran said he disappeared over an hour ago."
Cadence looked over to find Aang crawling out of a hole. "Found him."
Sokka groaned. "Katara, get him out of here. This lesson is for warriors only." He stormed over to Aang when he saw that he was using Appa's tail as slide.
"Boys are idiots," Lila said from behind.
"Totally."
Sokka groaned again. "Stop! What's wrong with you! We don't have time for games when there's a war going on!"
Aang floated down. "War?" He wondered, bewildered, "What war?"
Sokka looked at the airbender. "You're kidding, right?"
Aang looked like he was going to sneeze then yelled, "PENGUIN!" Sokka looked at his sister.
"He's kidding, right?"
"Nooo, of course not," Cadence replied to the rhetorical question sarcastically. "There's a freaking one hundred year war, that killed all his people, oh and not to mention the freaking Fire Navy ship sitting in the freaking middle of no where, but that can never mean he's kidding!"
Lila looked at her, then told the siblings, "This is her usual. You don't want to see her crazy. Just sayin'."
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"By right now, Katara wants to learn waterbending from Aang," Lila stated plainly.
"Yeah, and she doesn't even know he's the Avatar. Fail."
"And soon, they'll be going penguin sledding. Soon."
Cadence laughed. "Oh yeah. 'Katara, I'm gonna find you a master.' Yeah, the master who's ego is as big as the EarthKingdom. Oooh. Lil, save that. I'm going to have to say that to Pakku if we go there."
"'Kay," Lila confirmed. "I'm happy. My time with Zuko is almost here."
The girls saw a flare in the distance, and Lila smiled. "Correct that. It's just beginning."
A/N: Why hello there my lovelies. Celery. I know there's like FIVE KABAJILION other stories like this, but hey, I have a lot of these in my brain.
Ha, ha. Lila makes me laugh so much. At first glance she's a calm little girl. At first glance when Zuko is involved: foam foam foam* LOL. Well thanks for reading another OC fic.
