A/N: I apologize to anyone who comes across this attempt in fiction. On we go!
Hyuga Pain Desu
"Naruto, I um love you…" I uttered softly amidst the raging battle as my all-seeing eyes drifted to the ground. And those eyes really are "all seeing", for right at that time my eyes were focused on Naruto's tiny underpants, with Sasuke's face adorned on the arse. Rage consumed me as I bit down hard on my anemic lips and my long ebony eyelashes fluttered violently.
For Naruto was the man I loved, for cryin' out loud, and for him to repay my affections by shoving his lust for Sasuke in my face was UNFORGIVABLE!! I tried my efforts again. "Naruto, I love you soooo much, my heart can't hold it in anymore. Please be my boyfriend?"
"Wow, Hinata, this is akward," Naruto muttered nervously as he scratched the back of his head and peered down at the ground uncertainly, "I kinda have a thing already with someone, you see. Please don't be mad at me"
Mad? How could I not be mad at him? I just poured out my heart and soul to this man, and here he was telling me he was with a whole different person?! Woe is I! Death to me! Emo, Emo, Emo, Hyuga, Emo!
"It's Sasuke, isn't it Naruto?" "He is the other woman, isn't he,?" I implored as the akutsuki member barely missed Naruto's vital organs.
"Sasuke?" Naruto scoffed. "You think my lover is that arrogant arse-hole, Sasuke?"' Naruto asked incredously.
"Sasuke isn't your lover?" I asked anticipating confirmation from my lost love.
"No way is he my lover Hinata! Do you wanna meet my true love?", he asked, excitement adorning his beautiful features.
"I guess so Naruto," I said despondently as I bowed my head and closed my orbs in defeat.
"Alright my smexxi lover, come on out, she wants to meet you!", Naruto yelled to nobody in particular.
When I opened my eyes, I was face to face with my cousin, Neji.
"Neji", I asked cautiously, "you aren't Naruto's lover are you?" "Please say it isn't so!"
"Oh go suck on a toe, Hinata. Naruto and I aren't lovers"
I sighed in relief. Finally, I could have Naruto to myself. This must be some kind of joke anyways. Yes, a joke. Soon we would all be laughing about it at dinnertime. Hmm…I though t to myself, I wonder what color wedding dress would compliment my figure the best…
"We are life partners", Neji exclaimed nonchantly.
I was in a state of shock to say the least. "Since when Neji", I asked my face distorted with shock and pain.
"Well", my cousin replied, "we got married in Vegas like three days ago." Just about everyone in the village has known, Hinata.
"It is true HInata, we would have invited you to our newlywed party, but we didn't think you would approve at all," exclaimed Naruto. "But your opinion or your blessing doesn't matter anyways, for your cousin and I are in love and that's all there is to it!"
"Don't I matter at all to you, Naruto," I asked. "What about all the good times we had together? Are you just gonna throw all those memories away, love?"
"Pretty much", Naruto laughed as I watched him and my cousin embrace and talk about having a family and a future together.
I was so heartbroken. My rage once again consumed me as I let out a bloodcurdling yell:
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "Die Naruto!" I stabbed Naruto in the nose with my kunai knife just once cause I'm tough like that, and then he died.
~Owari~