Mythbusters: The Things I am not permitted to do in Hogwarts
By Mike Wolfman
Chapter 1: I am not to impersonate Steve Irwin when encountering magical creatures
"G'Day, I'm Mike "Scorch" Wolfman, and welcome to another episode of 'Dangerous magical creatures'. In this episode, we're going to explore the Outback of Hogwarts to find the most dangerous of magical creatures. With me is my cameraman, Draco Malfoy, who will carry out any crazy task for the right price." Scorch said, facing the camera being held by Malfoy, "And as always we have Harry Potter as our sound guy.
"Are you sure this is a good idea Scorch?" Malfoy asked
"Not at all, it's a very bad idea, but the television studio demands action." Scorch said, and suddenly tensed, "Croiky, it's one of those hippygriths. Now, what i'm going to do is sneak up on him and try to capture him." he said, advancing on the Hippogriff slowly.
"Oh shit, this isn't going to end well." Harry said, then suddenly winced as he heard screaming and saw Scorch being tossed about like a ragdoll by the enraged creature.
"Um, it's your turn to take him to the hospital wing, I did it last time when he smoked the expired potions ingredients." Malfoy said
"Why do I always get the messy ones?" Harry groaned, as he levitated Wolfman's body and headed into the castle.
"Better scratch that one off. BAD IDEA." Malfoy said
End of chapter 1