A/N: WARNING!! Do NOT read this! You will lose brain cells. Just being honest.
Anyways, if this matches your fancy, then ENJOY!
Kintama is Japanese for balls.
Kintama Desu
Twas' a desolate, rainy day as the Strawhat pirates conversed on the rift rafters of the Sunny Go's top deck in a melancholy fashion. All nine crew members sadly looked down upon a mysterious lump situated on the deck, covered in an obsidian hue blanket with a single, graceful daisy adorning the top. The event: A funeral, the cause: Brook's dejected, rejected, objected, ejected kintama.
"YOHOHOHOHOOO!" Brook laughed, my kintama may have left these world young ones, but their spirit will reside in each of our humble hearts foreva!"
"WAAAaHHHH, Brook's kintama were so young and unSUPA!" Franky bellowed.
"Yes skeleton-san, your kintama were the epitome of manlihood," Robin exclaimed kindly.
"Brook, I hope your kintama get to eat plenty of yummy meat in the kintama after life, Luffy said as he offered his condolences to Brook with a sigh.
"Whatever, nobody cares about your shriveled balls, just give me some sake," interjected the rough and insensitive Zoro.
"I'm with Zoro", Nami exclaimed. "I have better things to do then cry around a sack of skeleton testicles all day, when I could be much more productive doing something else."
"AIEEEEEE", Usopp screamed and blushed wildly, "Nami said the T-WORD!"
"You mean testicles," Chopper implored. "That is the medical term for them Usopp."
"I know this Chopper, the word just creeps me out that's all, explained Usopp."
"The word creeps him out because he aint got any. Shitty testicles that is. MWAHAHAHA", laughed Sanji.
"Anyways, Meat and Meat, and Brooks ballz rest in Peace!" chanted Luffy, as he dumped the skeleton kintama in the tumbling waves.
"I'm gonna be the pirate king!!!""
~Owari~