Bella the Bunny

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight, Stephanie Meyer does. If i owned Twilight would I be writing fanfictions? No affence fanfic, I love you really. I own nothing! Except the plot. hehe.

This is my second fanfic story, so bear with me! The first one was a little random, but i want to carry this one on.

And i'm a Londoner (slang words for 'from London', if none of you knew what that is) so my writing is English style, so some of the phrases and words might be different to you others. But i tried to change most of the words to American style. (like mum to mom)

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Chapter One

My name is Bella Marie Swan, also known as Isabella, but no one calls me that. Literally no one, it's just my birth name. Im 24 years old living in Los Angeles, California. I entered the Playboy Mansion about two years ago. I had the time of my life there, meeting new friends and people and generally having a great time. But then it was my time to leave, and now 3 months after the mansion, im just working around Los Angeles doing interviews, photoshoots, etc. But im planning on going on holiday somewhere far away soon, to have a long deserved break. So getting back to my life, i've lived in LA all my life, with my parents ReneƩ and Charlie (i call them by their names, but not to their face. I don't know why, i just do). ReneƩ works in a magazine and Charlie's one of the cities police officers.

My best friends are Alice, Rosalie and Emmet. I've had alot of friends who turn out just for the publicity but these guys have known me since pre-school and have never left my side. Alice and Emmet are cousins. Alice and I are like sisters. Me being a celebrity, Alice is also known for being my BFF, so she got some publicity and then got a job as a stylist. Rose and Emmet are our best friends, but they are a bit more low key and don't come out as much with us because they loathe the paparazzi that follow us around. They prefer to have a normal life and go out more to the beach, etc. We go partying with eachother just about every weekend with Rosalies long time boyfriend Emmet in a small club called Eclipse, which is more low key than other clubs in Hollywood. We live in a big house on the edge of Hollywood, with 6 bedrooms. Theres only four of us but we're always having guests round. Another friend is Jacob. I don't see Jacob often 'cause he lives up in San Fransico, where he moved there just a few years ago. I still talk to him, just not as much as before. I met him through Charlie and his friend Billy (Jacobs dad) but then they moved away from Los Angeles for a "change" (never really got his explanation why he really moved, i only got "for a new start"... Lies?).

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So here i am, walking around a mall with Alice. Were shopping for our new trip to Honolulu, Hawaii, which is in just under a three weeks away. Its going to be Me, Alice, Rosalie and Emmet on this trip. Four best friends having the time of our life. So, as i was saying, we were walking around a busy mall on a saturday lunchtime. Just having stopped for lunch, we were heading around a few more shops, then heading home.

We were in mid sentence over our Hawaii discussion when a group of tall guys walk past us both and start checking me & Alice out (yes, it was THAT obvious). They wolf whistled and then made a motion with their hands (like they were grabbing our boobs). Great. We get this ALL the time and its so annoying, just as im trying to shed my Playboy Bunny image and get into singing. I could spot a photographer hiding behind a bin, so i went over and asked a security guard to remove him. I don't care about being in the public eye, but seriously i recognised him and he was one of the mean paps. You get nice ones who don't barge at you for photos and questions when you are taking a walk, then you get the bad ones that creep around after you EVERYWHERE then follow you home. Or at least try to, no one can find my house because its hidden on a long road. Wouldn't expect that in Hollywood that you'd find a long, winding private road surrounded by trees, but my house is on the outskirts of Hollywood. Which I love.

Alice stated the obvious, "Seriously Bells, you gotta get a bit of arm candy to get all these dudes off your back". I replied "yeah i know, but im not looking for 'just a bit of arm candy', i want a relationship that will last. What about you, why don't you get a 'bit of arm candy'?". Just as Alice was about to reply, her phone rang. Alice slipped it out of her pocket and pressed the answer button. "Hey Rose, whats up?"......."OMG, are you serious?"....."Thats such a shame!"...."Are you definately sure you can't make it?".....*she sighed*"Okay well i'll have to find some replacements, but hey its alright, seriously, dont beat yourself up about it. Love you! Byee hun" and she rang up. "Who was that and what was it about?" I asked. Alice said "Rose and Emmet can't make it to Hawaii! Since they are up in Vancouver staying with Emmets mom as she's sick, they don't think they'll make it back for Hawaii because she's getting sicker! So i'll have to find some replacements because i've already brought the tickets and everything!". Aww, poor Emmets mom! Wonder if she'll get better? "Have you got any idea's for the replacements?", I asked. Seriously where would we find two replacements in two weeks?! Its a non refundable ticket!

Alice stopped dead in her tracks. I got a little bit worried, she never does that. Alice then started jumping up and down excitedly, earning a few weird looks from surrounding people. "I THOUGHT OF REPLACEMENTS! I GOT IT! PERFECT!", she practically yelled. "Uhmm, Alice can you tell me who these people are before you explode with excitement? I would like to at least know who i may be holidaying with before you blow up into mini Alice pieces because you got over excited", I stated. "Edward! And Jasper!" she said with a huge cheesy smile. "Who are they?!" I asked, pushing the mall door open out into the car park. "Well, Edward is my cousin who lives in New York and Jasper is his totally hot friend who Edwards known since Kindergarden!" she laughed. I laughed with her, unlocking my black Mini Cooper, "Mmm... sounds good". Alice rushed to the boot of my car, putting her bags in but then yelled "I GET DIBS ON JASPER!". "Okay Al, i'll let you have him, it seems your pretty keen on this 'hot dude' i have never seen so i'll let you have him."

Time to get planning.

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To Be Continued.