Tobi and Rice Crispy Squares
One day, the Akatsuki decided to have a potluck. Everyone knew what they were supposed to make weeks in advance… Everyone, that is, except Tobi.
The day before the potluck, Sasori noticed this and told Tobi he should make rice-crispy squares, a pot-luck staple. As soon to he found out he began making them. He had no trouble gathering the ingredients, untill it came time to add the marshmallows.
Looking in the cupboards, he remarked to himself, "Ah Tobi has found them," and prepared them with ease.
"Tobi will not have one, Tobi will leave them for the other members to try," Tobi decided, and, quite pleased with himself, stored them away for that night.
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"Supper was good," Pain declared, after finishing his meal later that night.
"What's for dessert?" Konan asked.
"Rice Crispy Squares. Tobi made them." Pain replied, and the various members in attendance exchanged worried glances, that went unnoticed by Tobi as he brought out the squares.
"Tobi has got food! Eat up, " Tobi said. Everyone dug into the food.
"Tobi these squares aren't soft at all," Konan spoke up first, slightly perplexed.
As soon as she said this, a frown formed on Deidara's face. "Where did you get the marshmallows?"
"In the cupboard over the oven." Tobi answered happily.
"Oh, no!" Deidara cried, shocked.
"What?!" Konan demanded, rubbing his stomach in pain.
"He used my clay bom-!" Deidara began to shriek, but before he could finish his sentence, he exploded and died. The other members began to burst in the same fashion as Deidara.
Kakuzu and Pain were the last left. Kakuzu exploded with a worried cry of "Oh, no! My insurance!"
Pain was the last left, and he chose his final breath to scream "Tobi, you idiot!"
Alone in the wreckage his desert caused, Tobi muttered to himself, pleased, "Tobi is a good boy."