WARNING! All KIKYO LOVERS TURN AWAY! OR RISK GETTING ANGRY!

Crystal: Hiiii! We're baaaacccckkkk!

Phoenix: We have something different for you today!

Crystal: (GAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPP) Woo, I feel woozy! (Faints)

Phoenix: (Pushes her body into moat) Yeah, anyway on with the story!

Crystal: (Pulls herself out) Oh yeah we don't own Inuyasha!

The Puppet Show!

In a VERY boring hut were some VERY bored people. "Must….stop…..crushing….boredom," cried Shippo as he crawled to his toys.

Inuyasha glared at him and bopped him on the head. (A/N: Meanie!) "If I gotta be bored so do you."

"Sit," Kagome sighed, "I can't even take pleasure in that anymore!"

"God, I wish a demon would attack already!" Sango sobbed reaching for her boomerang to knock herself out.

All of a sudden a loud noise echoed around the hut. "Finally, some action," smirked Inuyasha. He carefully opened Kagome's bag, where the noise was coming from, and out popped Phoenix and Crystal!

"That was your worst idea yet," coughed Crystal.

Phoenix smirked, "keyword is yet."

"AHHHH! It's them," cried Inuyasha, shivering as he ducking behind Shippo.

Shippo rolled his cute, adorable, extra-huggable eyes and said, "That will do a lot of good, dog-boy!"

Crystal looked at Inuyasha, got out of the bag and much to Inuyasha's horror she grinned, "You remember us! How sweet!"

Meanwhile Phoenix was pestering Sango to teach her how to use the Bone Boomerang. "Please, Please! I want to learn how to use a lethal weapon!"

"Other then a gun!" piped up Crystal.

Phoenix glared at her and continued begging until Kagome spoke up. "Why are you here?"

The destructive duo smiled at them and Phoenix said, "We heard you were bored!"

Then Crystal added, "What better way to defeat the boredom monster then…….us!" They struck a pose.

"We're gonna put on a puppet show!" grinned Phoenix, "And it's gonna be all about the love triangle of Kikyo, (ech), Kagome, (yay) and Inuyasha (drool)!"

Crystal ushered everyone out and yelled, "Out, out! We have work to do!"

As Kagome and everyone else sat around outside Miroku piped up, "Should we be worried?"

Phoenix ran out of the hut and gathered everyone, "Get ready!" She ran behind a mini stage and said, "This is called 'The Inuyasha and Kagome love story and the death of the evil, creepy, interfering, crazy Naraku and Kikyo!'"

"Maybe we should shorten it," asked Crystal.

"Why, it explains everything so well!" Phoenix said, bouncing up and down for some reason that the authors have not figured out.

All of a sudden the lights went down (A/N: do they have lights in the Feudal Era?) and the puppet show began.

In the beginning there was a bitchy priestess named Kikyo. (Phoenix lifts a crude, deranged puppet) Kikyo, AKA the Mega-Bitch, fooled the handsome Inu-boy into thinking he was in love with her. (Crystal lifts very handsome doll)

As Puppet Inuyasha approached the Kikyo doll, he cried, "I love you!"

The Kikyo doll smirked and said, "Inuyasha, you do not know what a witch I am but I love you too." The two dolls kissed each other.

(Phoenix muttered, "I'm so ashamed.")

One day Kikyo left Inuyasha to take care of a bandit with first degree burn. (Crystal holds up what looks like petrified shit)

(Phoenix stared and whispered, "You hate Onigumo THAT much?" Crystal shrugged and said, "So sue me!")

While Kikyo was gone Kagome appeared!

(Kagome cried out, "That's IMPOSSIBLE! I wasn't born for hundreds of years!" Phoenix shrugged and said, "Eh, we're doing this our way.")

Kagome saw Inuyasha all sad because you-know-who was gone so she comforted him in his time of need.

(Inuyasha growled, "I don't have a time of need!" as Kagome moaned, "That never happened!" But all Crystal did was glare at them for interrupting)

Kikyo saw as time went by how the duos friendship strengthened and she became worried so she began plotting with the newly born Naraku to split them up! (Phoenix lifts a ball of fluff)

(Shippo looked at it and wondered out loud, "Why didn't you make Naraku a puppet?"

Crystal smirked and said, "We couldn't find anything eviler." Kagome made a face, "Fluff is evil?" Phoenix answered, "You would know if you spent time with it.")

Kikyo and Naraku's plan to split the two up was very simple, they were to seduce them, Naraku got Kagome and Kikyo got Inuyasha!

Naraku found Kagome first, "Hello, Kagome," he said smoothly.

"Um?" Kagome said, not sure what to say.

Naraku continued, "Your hair is so pretty. Just like this flower," he said, picking up the flower, which dries and cripples in his hand.

Kagome smiled nervously, "I gotta go!"

"No, stay! I'm ever so lonely!"

(Phoenix gagged and grumbled, "Can't stop! Must hurl!" Crystal put her arms around her and whispered, "Its ok! Breathe, breathe.)

Meanwhile Inuyasha was being seduced by Kikyo.

"Hello, Inuyasha." Kikyo smiled seductively.

Inuyasha blinked and said, "Uh? Hey."

Kikyo then said in a low whisper, "I feel so hot, how about you rub sunscreen on me?"

(Kagome gasped and angrily said, "There's no sunscreen in the Feudal Era!"

Phoenix glared and said, "Stop bringing me down!")

Inuyasha laughed nervously and said, "I gotta go!" And he ran away.

Soon Inuyasha and Kagome met up, conversed about what happened and figured out what was going on.

Kagome growled and said, "I can't believe they'd do that!"

(Sango put her hand up and said, "I can!" Crystal snarled, "God, would you all shut up," as she shot Sango with a tranquilizer dart.)

Inuyasha growled, "Yeah, let's go get them!"

Kagome raised her fist and yelled, "YEAH!"

(Phoenix yelled happily, "YEAHHHHH!" Crystal stared and muttered, "You're too into this.")

Inuyasha smirked and said, "Let's GOOOOO!"

Kagome and Inuyasha ran towards Kikyo and Naraku.

Kagome snarled, "I'll take the bitch you take the man whore!"

Kagome and Inuyasha beat up Naraku and Kikyo and lived happily ever after!

Phoenix continued stabbing the Kikyo doll while saying, "Stupid…meddler…in….the….affairs…of ……the….heart!"

Crystal smiled at the audience and said, "What do you think?"

They all just stared, completely speechless.

Phoenix smirked and said, "Exactly!"

Miroku was one of the first people to react, "Why weren't we in it?"

Sango, who was still under the effects of the elephant tranqulizer yelled, "YEAH!"

Crystal simply said, "You weren't important."

Shippo stared with his big eyes and said, "Why wasn't I in it?"

Phoenix gave him a deadpanned look, "Do you really want to know?"

Everyone left, getting quite tired of the crazy antics of those two.

Crystal looked at Phoenix and asked, "How are we supposed to get home?"

Phoenix thought for a long while before shrugging.

Crystal sighed before saying, "Oh okay, let's go chase the village chickens!"

Phoenix ran out of the hut screaming, "YAHHOOOO!"

THE END!