Naruto Goes To The Zoo

* Naruto is sleeping in his bed sound asleep. Sasuke is up cleaning his sheets. Sakura is sleeping dreaming of sasuke*

Kakashi: *sneaks into Naruto's room with a fog horn* heheheh *presses the button on foghorn*

Naruto: *jumps out of bed* ZOMBIES!!!!! *looks a kakashi* what are you doing here

Kakashi: wakeup call

Naruto: why??

Kakashi: zombies under your bed!!!!

Naruto: ha ha im not falling for it

Kakashi: darn , well met us down stairs in 10 min. *leaves room*

Naruto: *looks under bed* good no zombies

*30 min. later*

Sakura: I hate that foghorn

Sasuke: I was already awake

Naruto: why?

Sasuke: cleaning my sheets

Naruto: why?? You wet the bed???

Sasuke: NNNOOO!!!!

Naruto: denial!!!!

Sasuke: *starts to choke Naruto*

Kakashi: ok ok settle down we are going on a field trip today

Naruto: ccccoooollll were are we going???

Kakashi: the swear treatment pant

Naruto: really cool so we get to go see crap float around in water

Kakashi: ha ha ha no were going to the zoo

Naruto: man I can kiss my dreams of pushing anyone in

Sakura: eewww....

*later on the bus to the zoo*

Sakura: cool I want to see the monkeys

Sasuke: *shakes* I hate monkeys

Sakura: why???

Sasuke: I had a bad experience

Sakura: what happened ??

Sasuke: I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE

Sakura: ok sorry

Naruto: he he he perfect

Sakura: *looks a sasuke trying to think of something to say but he didn't look to friendly at the moment*

Naruto: HAY sasuke look a monkey!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: eeeekkkk.. Were get it away from me AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *starts to foam at the mouth and hides in the corner*

Naruto:*falls over laughing*

Sakura: that was not funny naruto, sasuke are you ok

Sasuke: GET AWAY MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: hay I kakashi I think there is something wrong with sasuke

Kakashi: he will be fine *slaps sasuke across the face*

Naruto: I think I know why sasuke wet the bed

Sasuke: I NEVER WET THE BED!!!!!!!!!

*later after many more false money alarms they finally got to the zoo*

Kakashi: ok were here sick close and don't mention monkeys

Sasuke: MONKEYS AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away towards the elephants*

Kakashi: crap well we will see him again sometime

Naruto: hay I wanted to do that