Bear teleport to Dwarf land. He say it stink here. He walk around holding he nose because it too stinky. Gimli see bear and run away. Bear say wuss. Bear let go of nose and sniff. It still stink but he smell chicken and nice meats. He see a golum run by with random key. Bear throw wagon at golum and it die. He then pick up key and sniff it. He say it belong to house number 95. He go over to house and unlock door. He go into kitchen and look in oven. Chicken done. He take it out and put it on table and yell dinner ready. Dwarf kids come out and sit at table. Bear yell at them they not wash their hand! They go wash and sit down again. He then cut they chicken and give them vegetables. They whine and he say they no eat vegetables they no get dessert. They whine and eat. He sit and eat foods. They all finish so he take out cake that he make. He give them cake and he eat the rest. They finish and he say they go play. Bear sit down to read story. He say he love this part. He then go outside and see other bear. They talk about politics, fleas, eating people, PS3 and forests. He then go back inside. Gimli come in, because it he home, and see bear. He scream like little girl. Bear throw him in bed and jump on top him. Gimli get crushy and die. Bear fall asleep.
The End.