Me: Merry Chwishmash!

Fang: Chwishmash?

Me: It's only the awesomesauce way of saying Christmas. Duh.

Fang: -eyeroll-

Me: Guessh what? You can thank my brand new Acer Laptop for this update!

Fang: It's so ripply..

Me: By that he means there's this cool design texture-y thing on the top of it.

Fang: -strokes ripple design-

Me: -cracks up- I made a typo and it did NOT say ripple. In fact, it started with an 'N' then I paused. Hee hee.

Fang: You make me feel like that guy on Glee whenever Rachel was all "Mah SOLO!" and that guy had his hand on that dudes stomach. ( Anyone remember this: "He... he was caressing him and.. it was so wrong! -sob-)

Me: Ahaha.

Fang: So what is this?

Me: A new story. A year long project. It's called "From Christmas to Christmas" It means I started this on Christmas of 2011 and will end it on Christmas 2012.

Fang: And for every geek out there who thinks were all gonna die on 12/22/12, get a life. Did you know the world was supposed to end in 1914, 2000, and 2009? And we're still here.

Me: Yup.

Fang: So this is just.. the story now?

Me: Yesh

Fang: Oh.

Me: I'm so bored. What should I do? HEY! Chwishmash is almost over with:(:(

Fang: Aww.. well, it's only 7:35

Me: Yeah -.-

Fang: Hmm. Wait. Don't we have Iggy and Nico, too?

Me: OOhh... yeaaahhh.

Nico: Nice to see you finally noticed us...

Iggy: Racist woman.

Me:?

Fang: Wha-wha-what?

Nico: That's not racist, Iggy.

Me: Yeah, um it's purely coincidental I forgot about you guys...

Nico: FORGOT?

Me: I-it was Chwishmash... I got an uber awesome laptop...

Iggy: We're neglected!

Both: -sob-

Me: Huff.

Fang: Hey, can we capture Max?

Me: Don't I have enough captees?

Fang: One more girl..

Me: -sigh- Fine. For Chwishmash.

-several hours later-