Author - And here you have it. My first fanfiction in months. This story is completely AU, involves no card games and really has nothing to do with the YuGiOh plot whatsoever. It's told in a Gossip Girl type of way, and two OCs were added for extra drama. Enjoy.

PS. This takes place in the future, when Yugi and Co. are in college, Domino City University (because I was too lazy to create my own name).

Attention DCU,

Summer has come to an end as we all reunite to the start of a fabulously scandalous new year. New couples have blossomed over this short summer break, while others have sadly perished. Little Y and T were seen locking lips down by the DC museum after years of this little game we like to call "cat and mouse". S was caught stopping by DDs house on multiple occasions. Could this be the start of a new relationship? J and M have officially confirmed their status as a couple, and have been going solid since the end of school. A feat for such a young couple. Both D and MV were spotted in the company of multiple men in quite compromising positions. The status of these two fickle gals remains unconfirmed. As for fickle men, MI and DD clearly take the prize. The status of R and SK remains unknown.

Stay tuned for the next update

"Breathing is essential for the survival of our species. If you two wish to live long enough to procreate for our species feel free to unlock your lips at anytime and return your tongues to your own mouths," a petite girl by the name of Devin jeered.

This caused Tea and Yugi to quickly unhinge from their intimate embrace, and look up at the short brunette with sheepish grins on their faces. "Don't be bitter since you don't have a man to share the wonderful experience of..." Tea began, before Marik rudely interrupted her.

"Pre-sex tongue exercises with."

"Yeah that...hey wait a minute!"

A flush crept upon both Tea and Yugi's faces after that last statement, while Marik and Devin simple laughed. "Sorry, my bad. Making out might as well be considered sex in your world."

"For your information asshole," Tea snarled. "Yugi and I have done it plenty of times!"

The astonished look of embarrassment on both Yugi and Tea's faces was enough to send Marik and Devin over the edge. "Lying will only guarantee you a one way ticket to hell," Devin managed to choke out in between rounds of laughter.

"Are you two pestering the new couple?" another petite girl sighed, entering the courtyard with Joey at her side.

"Pestering? Us? Why ever would we do such a thing?" Marik smirked, attempting to keep his face as straight as possible.

"Because you're both jealous that neither of you has someone special in your life," Tea retorted, glowering at the duo.

"As a matter of fact I do have a special lady in my life."

"Oh really? and who might that be?"

"This little lady right here," he smirked grabbing Devin. "Found her workin' the corner one day. took her home, had a little s&m fun, and here we are."

"You need help."

"You need to get laid."

"Fuck you."

'Sorry, I don't do anal retentive bitches."

"O...kay," Devin interrupted before the real argument could begin. "I think we should leave the couples alone now, so they can go back to doing naughty things with each other without the interference of us lonely bystanders."

"Right-o," was Marik's response as both he and Devin fled the scene, leaving behind two very puzzled couples.

"Where did they run off to?" Yugi questioned, gazing off in the direction where Devin and Marik headed.

'Who knows and who cares," Joey replied. 'all that matters is they're gone."

"Speaking of leaving, Yugi, we have class soon," tea announced. "We should get going."

"Oh, right. I almost forgot!" Yugi exclaimed, snatching Tea by the wrist. "We better get going, the class is all the way on the other side of campus. We don't want to be late!"

The flustered couple quickly sprinted off in the opposite direction, leaving Joey and Maria all alone. "I think we just got ditched," Joey sighed, shaking his head.

"We just got owned," Maria responded. "They both have no classes today."

"And who knows where Devin and Marik ran off to."

"No idea. Though there is something strange going on with those two. They always seem to go off somewhere together."

"Like what? You sayin' they're secret lovers or sumthin'?"

"Well no, but now that you mention it..."

"I always t'ought she had a thing for Ryo though. I coulda sworn they was goin' out."

"I don't know, I always thought he swung the other way."

"Nah, he definitely goes for girls, though he might be into guys too. But, I mean, he'd do a girl. Sheesh, just 'cuse he's British doesn't mean he's gay."

"It's not just that, I mean look at the guy. He freakin' looks like a girl. hell, he acts like one half the time."

"If I looked like a girl would you think I was gay?"

"Well, yeah."

"Hello there," an innocent voice interrupted. "What are you two talking about?"

Maria quickly whipped around to come face to face with Ryo, her cheeks starting to flush. "Well, uh, you see..."

"Ria thinks you're gay," Joey blurted, ultimately getting smacked in the head by Maria.

"As in happy! The happy gay! Not the faggot gay! And by faggot I don't mean cigarettes like you crazy brits like to call 'em. By fag I mean homo. Homosexual. So what I'm saying is I don't think you're homosexual, just gay, er happy!"

"Thanks? I think," Ryo smiled, utterly confused.

"I'm sorry," Maria whined hugging Ryo. "It's not your fault you come off as gay!"

"I am not gay," Ryo protested, his cheeks slightly tinged red.

"See told ya. He totally wants in on Dev's pants," Joey jeered.

"I-I think I should go," Ryo stammered, his face now fully flushed.

"Now look what you did!" Maria exclaimed smacking Joey upside the head again. "You scared off poor Ryo!"

"Aw come on, stay Ryo. We'll behave, I promise," Joey begged.

"I wouldn't count on that," a familiar voice interrupted.

At that moment Marik and Devin reentered the courtyard, both looking quite disheveled and flushed. Their eyes seemed to peer right through their friends, as if their mind's were worlds away. "Like we could expect better from you two," Maria chuckled. "Where'd you two run off to anyways?"

"Confidential," Marik shrugged. 'You can join us anytime you'd like."

"I think we'll pass."

"Suit yourself."

It was silent for a few moments. Maria took this opportunity to examine both Marik and Devin, something was off about those two. Their eyes were completely gazed over, the expressions on their faces utterly vacant. "What's wrong with you two?"

"Nothings wrong," was Devin's reply. "Not now at least. Every thing's just wonderful. Absolutely wonderful."

"I thought you quit," Ryo interrupted, slightly frowning at Devin.

"Quit what? Feeling invincible? At the top of the world? Feeling like I have no inhibitions, no limitations?"

"You know what I mean."

"You sound more like my mom than my mom does."

"Well someone has to watch out for you."

"Aw, how cute," Maria squealed. "You two are like a married couple. Except Ryo's more like the wife, and Devin's more like the man."

"I'm no man, we're more like a lesbian couple," Devin giggled. "One hot mofoing lesbo couple."

"I should probably take her back to her dorm before she makes a bigger fool of herself," Ryo sighed, as he started to drag Devin away. "Make sure Marik doesn't cause too much trouble."

"What?! You're leaving us with him?" Joey barked. "what're we supposed to do with him?"

Unfortunately for Maria and Joey, Ryo and Devin had already departed, way on their way to the dorm rooms. "Oh great," he huffed. "Hey, Marik get back here!"

"Oh forget him. He'll be fine," maria assured, caressing Joey's shoulder. "besides, we'll have a lot more fun by ourselves," she winked.

"Heh, heh. Yeah, he'll be fine.