this is a random fic that i just randomly decided to make, randomly
CHRISTMAS THEMED!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: I hope I dont gag!
anyway here it goes...wish me luck :)...really, please...PLEASE...thanks :)...
GLARE FEST
All I wanted for christmas was to kill Itachi. Thats it. Nothing else was needed. No
money, got plenty of that. In fact, guess what stuffs the mattress. Money. No love. Definently
No Love! Love is a stupid weakness. darn weaknesses, they will perish under my deathly
glare. -glares- well, it was worth a shot. hmmm, no food, i have plenty of money so, yeah.
uhhhh, i dont need anymore friends, i still cant get rid of the ones i have. Darn friends, They are
a weakness. NOOOOOO! I have a weakness!!!FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOO!oh well,
I...
"Hey whatsup?"
"..."
"hello?"
"Holy Pie!"
"-smirks-nice to see you too, weak brother"
The glare fest had begun, and it started out with Sasuke,
-death glare-
-uchiha death glare-
-extreme kill uchiha death glare-
-super non evasive killing famous uchiha death glare-
-super extremely deadly killing power famous uchiha death glare-
-Itachi's trademark evil drilling holes in forehead machine famous uchiha death glare with a side of potatoes-
"HA! I've been practicing!"
"Practicing what small little weaklingfulness person?"
"This!"
- sasuke's trademark awsome extreme super 'death caused by drilling holes in forehead machine' famous uchiha death glare with a side of tomatoes-
" -winces- AAAHHH!! It burns!"
"HaHa!Victory is Mine!"
"Who has victory?Why?Can I have a dollar?"
"No, stupid. No dollar for you!"
"Fine. I will go ask Iruka-sensei. Gosh"
"Where were we?"
"I think you were at the gloating."
"Why am I gloating?"
"Cuz everyone who wins has to gloat, its the rules."
"He's right ya know!"
"Leave Naruto! Go hang out with Sakura, not me!"
"Okay.-sniff- I can see your -sniff- busy...WAAAAAAA sasuke doesn't like me!!well, bye, bye!!"
"uh... okay. HAHAHA!I have defeated you Now!"
"Darn!"
"Now whos weak? YOU ARE!"
"okay, lets go buy a cookie, my treat."
"Yay! Quality time with my Big brother!!"
So, Sasuke spent the rest of the day with Itachi. He barely noticed his brother wasn't
actually dead. The next day he realized he didn't kill his brother, so he banged his head on a
marble dresser millions of times to punish himself. Marble is very hard so he got brain damage.
As he stayed in the hospital, Itachi held his rabid fangirls away. Sasuke was so grateful, that he
finally stopped trying to kill his brother. They lived happily ever after, until Sasuke "accidentally"
killed Itachi. The Sasuke lived extremely happily after that knowing his brother was dead.
THE END.
Sasuke:so I tried to glare itachi to death, got a cookie, got brain damage, and finally got along with him, but killed him in the end?
ummmm, yep. that about sums it up. :)
Sasuke: that means... YAY! ITACHI IS DEAD!!
Itachi: no. its a story, stupid.
Sasuke: oh... DIE ITACHI!
Itachi:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
uh huh... well, i hoped you liked it:)
Itachi:-OUCH- STOP TRYING TO -OUCH- TAZER ME!
Naruto: ... well, bye bye!
whered you come from????o.O