This Disclaimer will apply to any and all following chapters: If I owned the damn thing I wouldn't be writing this damn thing, I'd be going 'haha suck my **** you sad sods, I own the most popular anime in the world!' but I don't, so I am. Although, if I did own it, I'd probably still write fanfics about it, just for kicks. The only difference would be that I would watch all the episodes. (This translates to 'I don't own Naruto')
Chapter one : Transparency Jutsu.
The sun was sending fire dancing across the sky, causing the filigree of the clouds to glow gold as the night began to edge its way across the Hidden Leaf village, hesitant to spoil the view. However, the grey-haired boy sitting tied to a large log in the middle of a training field was in no mood to be poetical. He hadn't eaten all day, and he was a growing boy, and he'd been running around and fighting, and he was hungry. He was also being lectured by his Sarutobi sensei. Something about recklessness. Tsunade and Orochimaru had already gone home, stupid prats. Jiraiya's stomach growled loudly as his teacher's eloquent spiel wound down and was brushed off with a short, dismissive
"Yeah, yeah., but I ain't never been caught peeping with my Transparency jutsu." there was a short pause, before Sarutobi said, a pink blush on his brown cheeks,
"You wouldn't mind…showing me this jutsu, would you?"
There was another short pause, as boy and man, student and teacher, novice and master in the art of pervery, reached an unspoken agreement, sealed with Jiraiya's half teasing half-respectful, and all slyly cheeky statement. (Yes, there were more than two halves, but it was a very meaningful statement.)
"Sarutobi-sensei, you're a perve."
And thus, a whole new wonderful world was opened up to the man who would one day be known as 'pervy-sage', by the great wisdom of his teacher.
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This one was built off the scene when Naruto was complaining about losing the bell test to Jiraiya, and he gets the flashback of being tied to the log himself - this first chapter is basically a recap of that. It's a look into the development of the pervy-sage's pervy-ness. Might contain some JiraiyaxTsunade later…
P.S. The conversation is quoted as best I can remember after several months… If anyone has corrections on what was actually said, I'd be glad to hear 'em.