The Quest To Kill Jane… Part 3 Ok People Caius And Dracula.
My little say :
Ok people instead of the normal thing you no the intro I'm changing it to my little intro. OK so after much deliberation and desion's this is part 3 and I hope it will live up to people expection's. ooh if people are wondering why im doing it separately and not chapter by chapter its because I don't know how hehe.
Intro :
OK this bit takes place in the Italian forest and caius has stepped out and requested jasper give Jane to him. Look people I don't have all year find part 1 & 2. Please. So yeah. Don't mind me if I'm grouchy its late ( for me ) and I'm sleepy yet sleeping …. I'd go on but most of you have X'd out.
The Quest To Kill Jane… Part 3 Ok People Caius And Dracula.
Caius : Give Jane to me
Jasper : NO BITCH.. Get your own Jane
Caius : You don't understand why I want her
Aro : Ewww we don't want to
Jasper : ok why do you want her then
Caius : I want her because -
Jane : Because im sexy
Aro : ooh yeah
Caius : I want to kill her like now
Jasper : we have that covered we have a fluffy miley Cyrus death room back in forks.
Caius : Can I join
Aro : NO. why do you always have to do everything I do. GO AWAY
Caius : cheek some people
Jasper : yes you can join
" Aro sighs a loud sigh"
Jasper : Your first mission. GET ME A JOKE BOOK AND A HARNESS
" Caius brings back the selected items and him jasper and Aro fly back to forks"
Edward, Markus and Alice' s Mission
Intro
Ok this is set in forks stadium and Miley Cyrus is playing a gig. Un fortunately Edward & Markus get a tad carried away
Edward : you get the beeeest of both worlds
Markus : Chilin' out take it slow
Edward : then you rock out the show
Alice : PEOPLE, the plan
Edward : GO MILEY GO YOU ROCK !
" Alice goes over and hits Edward a slap"
Alice : Can you PLEASE cop on for 1 minute
Alice : wait. Were is Markus ??
" Markus comes back wearing a miley Cyrus t-shirt"
Alice : WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE
Edward :yeah what the hell.. Were's mine ??? Hmmm
Markus : I emm .. Well em…
Alice : For the love of God people. Do you want Jane dead ??
Markus and Edward : sheyah !
Edward : but how are we going to … kidnap her or whatever
Alice : haven't actually thought of that
Markus : I HAVE IT
Alice : ….. And it is ?
Markus : We grab her !
Edward : OOH great idea
Markus : Really ?
Edward : no
Alice : well what is she thinking Edward
Edward : She thinks im the sex
Alice : Really Edward
Edward : she wants to go to the bathroom
Alice : PERFECT
Edward : how is miley cyrus bladder compliations perfect
Alice : well the next break is in
"alice see's the furture break"
Alice : exactly 2 minutes and 17 seconds
Alice : so when she goes to the private bathroom ill grab her and put her on my back. You's make sure no one see's and bob's your uncle we have miley
Edward : bob's your uncle ??
Alice : yep and Sylvia your aunt
Edward : of course
Markus : Jeff's my uncle
Alice : of course
Edward : so what are we gonna do for 45 seconds
Alice : take positions
Markus : Woo
" so alice went to the bathroom and hid on the toilet seat. And Edward and Markus awaited outside"
43 seconds later Miley came in for a bathroom break and found alice on the toilet seat.
Miley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A PIXIE AHHHHHHHHHHH
Alice : calm down
Miley : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alice : calmer
Miley : Ahhhhhhhhh
Alice : that's it now hop on my back
Miley : WHAT Y'ALL INSANE
Alice : what is it with sountherer's
" alice grabs miley and fly's out the window greeting an exited pair of vampire's
Edward : OMG ITS MILEY CYRUS IM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Miley : why thank you
Markus : sing a song
Miley : what
Edward : sing fly on the wall
Miley : no
Edward : SING IT !!!
Miley : No im -
Edward : DO YOU WANT ALL YOUR HAIR MILEY -
Miley : don't cha wish that you could be a fly on the wall
" everyone took off full speed towards forks"
Miley : I had a dream like this only I had no top on
Edward : well feel free to strip away
Alice : Edward !Miley : So you got a girl
Edward : well I surrpose -
Markus : married for eternity. 1 kid and all
Markus : unlike me im free for all hehe
Alice : I can see the death room now
Miley : the death room whats in it torture chamers, saws axes ??
Alice : NO worse
Alice : PILLOWS ,PUPPIES AND YOU
Check out my 2nd last story next Carlisle, esmee and Bella's mission. See how it goes. And what will happen hehe