Here it is, the first chapter of the new story: enjoy. Also, if you want to know what's going on, read the other two stories, I can't be bothered to update you with what happened (there's far too much).

"'May I help you?'

'We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?'

'Yu.'

No, not me, you,'

'Yes, I'm Yu,'

'Just answer the damn questions; who are you?'

'I have told you,

'Are you deaf?'

'No, Yu is blind,'

'I'm not blind, you blind,'

'That's what I just said,'

'You just said what?'

'I did not say what, I said Yu,'

'That's what I'm asking you,'

'And Yu is answering-'

'SHUT UP! You,'

'Yes?'

'Not you, him! What's your name?'

'Mi.'

'Yes, you!'

'I am Mi,'

'He's Mi, and I'm Yu,'" – Master Yu, Carter and Mi, Rush Hour 3

Link's Story: Chapter One: The Story begins anew

As the rain hammered down outside, Link paced around the cabana, the tome entitled, "The Legend of Zelda" lying open on the table. He was deliberating the possibility that his father had ever been a hero, because Link knew him as a loser and a jerk.

Sheik had given up trying to calm him down and was moving all the sharp objects into the sewer so Link didn't try and kill himself (I don't know why, the guy can survive a fifty foot drop with a sword through his chest (it has happened)).

Link muttered to himself, "I don't get it, he was never a hero, he ran off with my mother when I was five, didn't even say a proper goodbye, does 'See ya kiddo' even count as a sentence,"

He sat down, and re-read the first chapter of his father's section of the book, as the world outside flooded.

Arn's Story: Chapter One: "If you want things done right, don't ask the guy with the harpoon at your throat"

Ten years ago.

Twenty-two years old, Arn, a resident of Outset Island, attempted to parry Orca's lunge and dive for his exposed potbelly.

Orca, anticipating the move (which had been attempted twenty times in the last fifteen minutes), hooked his harpoon under the sword, disarming Arn, slashing forwards and upwards.

Arn hit the door with a deep slash up the left side of his face.

His wife, Abigail, heard the thud, and ran to the door, opening it.

Arn flopped to the floor, exhausted. Abigail glared at Orca, "Dad, you didn't have to pummel him!"

Arn groaned, and raised an arm in the air, "Don't worry, I'm mostly bleeding internally,"

Orca cleared his throat and grumbled, "He wouldn't have been pummelled if he'd paid attention to what I was doing, his own son pays more attention than he does,"

There was a banging as Sturgeon beat the base of his staff on the floor and shouted,

Abigail looked up, her long black hair flowing behind her head, "Sorry Uncle Sturgeon!" she shouted,

All the racket had attracted the attention of the islands younger residents.

Five-year-old Link popped his head around the doorframe, but was pushed forward by eleven-year-old Sue-Belle.

Zill and Joel, only two- and three-years-old respectively, were too young to go out, and were woken up by the racket.

Link glanced at Sue-Belle, "I love my family," he said sarcastically.

All Link knew was that Sue-Belle was his great-uncle's granddaughter, and was one of the few members of the family on the maternal side that he actually liked.

One Week Later

Arn was snoozing, lying on a branch of a tree (a branch that in seven years would save the life of a certain pirate).

The 'gulls glided over the island, calling to each other.

Soon the sound of a huge bird cawing woke Arn, and caused him to crash to the forest floor.

He ran to the edge of the forest and saw a huge helmeted bird, the Helmaroc King, plummet down towards a ship.

Cannon fire could be heard as the ship opened fire, but it was seemingly futile, as the giant bird was soon followed by hundreds of smaller Rocs.

Arn leapt to his feet, filled with a sudden urge to help, which was weird.

He ran past Orca's house, where he ran straight into Abigail.

Abigail had also seen the commotion, and grabbed two harpoons and a sword.

"Come on, we have to help!" she shouted at him, passing him the sword and running to a boat.

Arn followed, completely confused. In all the years he had known Abigail, she had never once mentioned fighting skill.

Link's Story

Link stopped reading, now that he'd read this, he remembered what had happened.

The ship was more familiar than he realised.

OK, hope you like the first chapter of the new story. Whadda ya think?