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Hey guys ^^ I am not dead so you know :P just VERY busy. I think i know what house Zim will be in, but tell me in your review,


Zim was busy in his lab when Gir burst though the door making air plane nosies, in his hands, a brown barn owl "What is it Gir?" Zim snapped, annoyed to have been interrupted. "Owl has mail for you master" gir said then added "And i have waffles!" Zim grumbled. "And you let that filth into our base?" Zim yelled Gir nodded, the owl ruffled up its feathers, seeming like it had understanding the insult.

Zim was about to grab the owl when he say it was sticking out its left leg, it had a letter on it. "The humans are crazy then i thought" Zim grumbled while he got the letter, he opened it without looking then looked Gir who was trying to eat the owl "Gir!" Gir ignored him, Zim sighed then looked down at his letter.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,

Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Zim,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

Zim stared at the letter then grabbed the one that was underneath it, it had the list on it.

UNIFORM

First-year students will require:

1. Three sets of plain work robes (black) 2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear 3. One pair of protective gloves ( hide or similar) 4. One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)

Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.

COURSE BOOKS

All students should have a copy of each of the following:

(Grade 1)

by Miranda Goshawk

A History of Magic

by Bathilda Bagshot

Magical Theory

by Adalbert Waffling

A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration

by Emeric Switch

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi

by Phyllida Spore

Magical Drafts and Potions

by Arsenius Jigger

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

by Newt Scamander

The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

by Quentin Trimble

OTHER EQUIPMENT

1 wand 1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) 1 set glass or crystal phials 1 telescope 1 set brass scales

Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS

ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICK

Yours sincerely,

Lucinda Thomsonicle-Pocus

Chief Attendant of Witchcraft Provisions

"Computer! Look up this Hoog-wartsss" Zim yelled, the computer answered with a "No data found" "You have failed me!" Zim yelled, the computer sighed. "I like waffles!" Gir said in his randomness. "Hmm this hogwarts could be a good chance to see humansss. But owl? The mighty Zim will not go so low!" seeing no other way he used the owl that sent him his letter to send his response. "Now where does Zim get the items reacquired...I know! Zim caught the owl before it left and put a tracking chip in the owl (it did not like it) and sent it off. He laughed then decided to call the tallest to tell them his newest plan.


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