You cannot tell me that you wouldn't think the same thing after hearing this song. Hidekaz Himaruya owns Hetalia. Charlie Daniels owns the song "Drinking My Baby Goodbye". I mixed it and well... this came out. Please feel free to correct me if you see anything wrong. Even if that wrong ends up being the entire story. I can't improve if no one tells me why!
Drinking America Goodbye
Sitting behind the bar table, I watched him act slowly more like a fool. That's pretty much what I have been doing this morning. I've been standing here serving, trying to keep on thinking I'm helping booze his troubles away.
"I couldn't make him stay. W-well, fuck him, anyway!" UK shouted. "He can't say that I didn't try!" He downed the glass. "Pour me another one," he pushed it towards me, "I'm finished with the other one."
He's drinking his America goodbye.
"Every time we disagreed he was always asking me, 'What gives with all of this tea?'" He continued to vent. I worried for the condition of the table as he pounded on it again. "Now that he's gone he probably thinks that I'm home just moping around the house." He smirked. "He probably thinks that he's the one thing I just couldn't get along without."
Well wouldn't it surprise him, he has a sympathizer.
Just as long as he has the money, anyways.
Now I'm leaning against bar table, one hand propping up my head as I watch him starting to buzz. That's pretty much what I've been doing today. And as I'm sitting here pouring, I try to keep from thinking I'm helping booze his troubles away.
"Well, now I couldn't make him stay, fuck 'im anyways!" UK barked again. "He can't say that I didn't t-try." He pushed the empty glass towards me again. "Pour me another one, I'm finished wi' the other one." His head hit the table. "I'm drinking this bastard goodbye."
A few more drinks in and the rest of the story followed out.
"Every time I'd try to sit down and talk t' him it always end up in a fuss." He growled. "I tried to reason with him right up to the time he decided t-to revolt." He whipped the tears from his eyes. "It'd be better if I could forget him, because he sure forgot about me." He sniffed. "And if takes all night, I'm gonna do it right."
"Aru?" I asked.
"I'm gonna sit here till I can't see."
Well, now I'm sitting with him on a bar stool, watching him get incredibly smashed. That's what I have been doing all day. And as I'm sitting here drinking, I try to keep from thinking that I too, was starting to booze my troubles away.
"I couldn't make Japan stay either. Well, I can do fine without him too, aru!"
"Yeah, you tell 'im!" I poured us both another glass just as they emptied.
We're drinking our nightmares goodbye.
We are sitting in our bar stools, leaning against each other for support, acting like complete idiots. That's what I'm doing tonight. Sitting here drinking, trying to keep from thinking we are boozing are troubles away. We couldn't make them stay. Well, damn them anyways! We've given it our best shot.
"'ey, 'ey..." UK prodded me. "'nother pint."
"A-aru?"
"I said, ta pour me another." He hiccuped. I sighed,
We're drinking our babies goodbye.