Batman and Robin Go Old School!
As the bat mobile pulls into the Retired hero's home, the dynamic duo jump out and batman shouts "Were is my cane?"
"It is right here next to my wheel chair," said Robin.
As batman thinks about the retired home, how it was very old, and smelly unlike the bat mansion. The dynamic duos have to share a room with two other very famous super heroes. The other two heroes are flash and superman, because the council thought that all four off them needed to take a break!
Then suddenly the bat sign flashed and the dynamic duo hobbles out and yells "Get off our lawn you little trespasser!"
Then the boy replies, "I'm just trying to sell Boy Scout cookies."
"Well why didn't you just say so, because we love mint cookies so we will take all them you have," replies batman.
Then the boy whimpers, "That will be twenty dollars, are you guys the dynamic duo, because I love you guys."
Well Robin said, "Yes that's us, and here's your twenty dollars." Then the boy and the duo bid each other good day.
The dynamic duo's nurse runs at them and says "Get inside, your suppose to be eating dinner!"
So then the duo hobbles there way to the dinning hall, which serves nasty food every night that smells like baby food.
"Batman I'm so tired of eating this cafeteria food," said Robin.
"Well Robin what do you suggest we do about it" replied batman.
They stand there looking at each other in silence, then the light bulb turns on and Robin whispers, "Let's break out tonight!"
"All right lets ask flash and superman if they would like to break out with us" said batman.
The duo hobbles over to the table and they whisper their plan to flash and superman. They decide they need to make a plan to break out. The plan was to wait until bedtime then sneak to the parking garage, get the bat mobile and then drive as fast as they can away from the old folks home till they returned to home sweet home.
So that evening at 9:30 pm, there bed time, the four headed to the elevator that took them to the parking garage. That was when they hit trouble... there is a wall blocking there way and there is a sign on it that said No trespassing allowed, anyone who attempts to break through the wall will be in sever trouble. They would have changed the day off their plan but they wanted to escape so badly that they decided to keep going at whatever cost. Then superman winded up and punched the wall and then an alarm set off, it was so loud that flash grabbed the four off them and raced them to the bat mobile. They jumped in the car, and the nurses were right on there tail with green lights flashing around them… they put the petal to the metal and got away from them. But as they did this Robin hit a red button so they could drive through the metal wall surrounding the old folks home. There was a huge BANG as the four crashed through the wall.
"We still got game," yelled the four of them!
The four drove ten miles through the desert, twenty miles through the city and ten more miles to the bat mansion. As soon as they got there superman and flash grabbed cabs then went home. Then Alfred opened the door and said, "I can't believe you stayed in the old folks home for so long, I thought you would be home by now."
"You Knew how awful the whole thing was!" yelled the duo
"Yes, it was to test your patience," replied Alfred
"Alfred we missed you," said the duo
"I missed you too" said Alfred hugging the duo.
The end