Summary: character mix. Harry Potter falls hopelessly in love with Lyra
Silvertongue, while Artemis Fowl is secretly crushing on Hermione. Oh, and
Georgia Nicholson is thrown in there just for good measure ^__^
A/N: this is humor!! Humor, I tell you. It is not intended to be offensive to anyone.
Disclaimer: Yes. I am Phillip Pullman, J.K. Rowling, Louise Rennison, and Eoin Colfer. At the same time. Not.
Three dark haired boys all sat on the oxford botanic garden bench without speaking to each other. Will Parry was lost in thought, his eyes unfocused, his fists clenched. He swore he could feel Lyra on the other side. Artemis was, too, thinking. But Artemis was thinking about his new plan. If there were faerie worlds, there had to be other ones, right? He thought of a whole new earth to exploit. The thought ran shivers down his evil (ish) spine. Harry Potter was thinking of a spell Hermione had thought of to open a new world, although none of them had been able to work it out yet. They had the spell, Anomaliona. But neither Harry nor Hermione, nor Ron had been able to do it. They had taken it to Dumbledore, who had said they needed "True love and a whole lot of determination" to complete it. (Oh how cliché, I know.) As the boys sat thinking, a brown haired-girl with a whole lot of make-up and a crazy cat walked in.
Georgia Nicholson was in a very bad mood. She was in a bad mood because her loony "family" made her go out to the stupid botanic garden for a lovely little outing. Plus her cat had ruined all of her tights this morning when he was "hunting." As usual, she was bored of the twilight world of the elderly mad.
'Oh look! There's a pink flower!! How gorgeous, even though we have eight billion pink flowers in our bloody window box.' Georgia thought. Then she glanced toward the bench and saw three gorgeous blokes. Mmmm. dark haired, muscled, handsome. She sauntered towards them and sat next to the one (okay, people, I know the oxford bench is only so big, but hey. Think creatively.) with dark, straight eyebrows. She put her tongue behind her back teeth and smiled.
"Hey." She said. The boy looked up with piercing dark eyes. Georgia was taken aback by the intensity of them.
"Hello?" He said, but it came out as a question. A world away, Lyra sensed another girl. Her eyes narrowed and Pan's fur stood on end. Georgia smiled at all of the boys, when Hermione came running into the park, waving a paper around. She was screaming "I found it! I got it!!" She leaped on the bench, and even Will was aroused from his stupor. Georgia toppled off the bench and got up, brushing herself off and gritting her teeth. Hermione and Harry went off to conference. Will let himself settle back into his stupor, when Hermione yelped "Other Worlds!" then both Artemis and Will sat bolt upright, racing over to Hermione and shoving Harry aside.
A/N: this is humor!! Humor, I tell you. It is not intended to be offensive to anyone.
Disclaimer: Yes. I am Phillip Pullman, J.K. Rowling, Louise Rennison, and Eoin Colfer. At the same time. Not.
Three dark haired boys all sat on the oxford botanic garden bench without speaking to each other. Will Parry was lost in thought, his eyes unfocused, his fists clenched. He swore he could feel Lyra on the other side. Artemis was, too, thinking. But Artemis was thinking about his new plan. If there were faerie worlds, there had to be other ones, right? He thought of a whole new earth to exploit. The thought ran shivers down his evil (ish) spine. Harry Potter was thinking of a spell Hermione had thought of to open a new world, although none of them had been able to work it out yet. They had the spell, Anomaliona. But neither Harry nor Hermione, nor Ron had been able to do it. They had taken it to Dumbledore, who had said they needed "True love and a whole lot of determination" to complete it. (Oh how cliché, I know.) As the boys sat thinking, a brown haired-girl with a whole lot of make-up and a crazy cat walked in.
Georgia Nicholson was in a very bad mood. She was in a bad mood because her loony "family" made her go out to the stupid botanic garden for a lovely little outing. Plus her cat had ruined all of her tights this morning when he was "hunting." As usual, she was bored of the twilight world of the elderly mad.
'Oh look! There's a pink flower!! How gorgeous, even though we have eight billion pink flowers in our bloody window box.' Georgia thought. Then she glanced toward the bench and saw three gorgeous blokes. Mmmm. dark haired, muscled, handsome. She sauntered towards them and sat next to the one (okay, people, I know the oxford bench is only so big, but hey. Think creatively.) with dark, straight eyebrows. She put her tongue behind her back teeth and smiled.
"Hey." She said. The boy looked up with piercing dark eyes. Georgia was taken aback by the intensity of them.
"Hello?" He said, but it came out as a question. A world away, Lyra sensed another girl. Her eyes narrowed and Pan's fur stood on end. Georgia smiled at all of the boys, when Hermione came running into the park, waving a paper around. She was screaming "I found it! I got it!!" She leaped on the bench, and even Will was aroused from his stupor. Georgia toppled off the bench and got up, brushing herself off and gritting her teeth. Hermione and Harry went off to conference. Will let himself settle back into his stupor, when Hermione yelped "Other Worlds!" then both Artemis and Will sat bolt upright, racing over to Hermione and shoving Harry aside.