ME: Hello all, and welcome to the sequel to my fabulous (Kidding!) Anime-
man story.
TAZ: (Snorts) Fabulous, my ass it's fabulous!
ME: (Vein appearing in side of head.) Shut up for a second, I'm not finished.
TAZ: (VERY sarcastically) Ooooooh! I'm so sorry I interrupted you, o great Dragon Empress!
ME: Right, that's it!
Whips out the dreaded remote control and pushes the red button. A large anvil falls from the sky, and to the authoress' great surprise, Taz dodges it.
ME: Wha…?
Pushes button again repeatedly. One after one, a safe, a blue whale, a piano, Wing zero, King Yemma and another, extremely large anvil fall from the sky. Taz again dodges them all.
TAZ: Nyah! All but the kitchen sink!
WHAM!
ME: Heh, bet you can guess what THAT was!
TAZ: Ow……r-roll the disclaimer!
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WANT IT I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING. IF I DID, ANIME-MAN WOULD HAVE HIS OWN SPIN-OFF ANIME SERIES. NOW ON WITH THE FIC!
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All those who don't get this, read 'How Anime-man met Spandex boy' first.
(**) Is me butting in.
Peacecraft mansion, just after lunchtime. Duo, Wufei and Trowa are watching old Dragonball Z Namek saga reruns on Cartoon Network. Quatre is reading a big thick book written in Arabic 'cos he's not allowed to watch violent cartoons, Relena is reading the latest edition of OK magazine, and Hee… uh sorry, Spandex boy is practising his crime-fighting Saiyaman-esque poses.
Spandex boy: YEAH! This pose is SO cool! Oh yeah, I'm the MAN!
The others sweatdrop.
Quatre: (Whispering) Is he ever gonna give this up? I mean, he's just not the same anymore.
Duo: (Whispering too) Yeah, his laptop's gathering dust.
They all look over to the table where the laptop's sat, they see a thick layer of dust covering it. The wind blows, and a tumbleweed rolls past.
Relena: (Sweatdrop) Uh…., ok then.
The five of them turn to see Spandex boy standing right next to them with a strange look on his face.
Duo: Erm, uh…WHAZZUP HEERO?
Blink blink
Spandex boy: My name's not Heero, it's (Insert Saiyaman-esque pose here.) SPANDEX BOY!
BRING BRING! The phone rings in the room next-door. There's a stampede as everyone except Spandex boy rushes to get the phone. Relena gets there first.
Relena: Hello, Peacecraft mansion, Vice-foreign minister Doralin (* Is that how you spell it?*) speaking.. (She listens for a second then pulls an angry face and puts her hand over the bit you speak into.) HEY HEERO, IT'S THAT MARVEL REJECT ANIME-MAN ON THE PHONE!
Spandex boy: (Over at the phone in two seconds flat, knocking Relena down in the process.) Hey Anime-man! Are we gonna fight crime tonight? What? You're kidding right? No way, I'll be right there. (He puts the phone down in a hurry and rushes out.)
Quatre: HEY! Where are you going in such a hurry?
Spandex boy: No time to explain, It's an emergency!
And he was gone. The others just stared after him.
Relena: (Still on the floor.) I hate that boy.
Quatre: I think we all do right now.
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ME: Mwahahahahahahahaha! I'm sooooo evil! If you want to know what the big emergency is, you'll have to review my story! Mwahahahaha! Seriously now, I'd like to know what people think so would you please review this chapter? I promise the next one will be better, I'm just all hyped-up on sugar and caffeine today. Thanks for reading! (Looks around, realises nobody's reading and sweatdrops.) Uh… until next time then!
TAZ: (Snorts) Fabulous, my ass it's fabulous!
ME: (Vein appearing in side of head.) Shut up for a second, I'm not finished.
TAZ: (VERY sarcastically) Ooooooh! I'm so sorry I interrupted you, o great Dragon Empress!
ME: Right, that's it!
Whips out the dreaded remote control and pushes the red button. A large anvil falls from the sky, and to the authoress' great surprise, Taz dodges it.
ME: Wha…?
Pushes button again repeatedly. One after one, a safe, a blue whale, a piano, Wing zero, King Yemma and another, extremely large anvil fall from the sky. Taz again dodges them all.
TAZ: Nyah! All but the kitchen sink!
WHAM!
ME: Heh, bet you can guess what THAT was!
TAZ: Ow……r-roll the disclaimer!
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WANT IT I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING. IF I DID, ANIME-MAN WOULD HAVE HIS OWN SPIN-OFF ANIME SERIES. NOW ON WITH THE FIC!
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All those who don't get this, read 'How Anime-man met Spandex boy' first.
(**) Is me butting in.
Peacecraft mansion, just after lunchtime. Duo, Wufei and Trowa are watching old Dragonball Z Namek saga reruns on Cartoon Network. Quatre is reading a big thick book written in Arabic 'cos he's not allowed to watch violent cartoons, Relena is reading the latest edition of OK magazine, and Hee… uh sorry, Spandex boy is practising his crime-fighting Saiyaman-esque poses.
Spandex boy: YEAH! This pose is SO cool! Oh yeah, I'm the MAN!
The others sweatdrop.
Quatre: (Whispering) Is he ever gonna give this up? I mean, he's just not the same anymore.
Duo: (Whispering too) Yeah, his laptop's gathering dust.
They all look over to the table where the laptop's sat, they see a thick layer of dust covering it. The wind blows, and a tumbleweed rolls past.
Relena: (Sweatdrop) Uh…., ok then.
The five of them turn to see Spandex boy standing right next to them with a strange look on his face.
Duo: Erm, uh…WHAZZUP HEERO?
Blink blink
Spandex boy: My name's not Heero, it's (Insert Saiyaman-esque pose here.) SPANDEX BOY!
BRING BRING! The phone rings in the room next-door. There's a stampede as everyone except Spandex boy rushes to get the phone. Relena gets there first.
Relena: Hello, Peacecraft mansion, Vice-foreign minister Doralin (* Is that how you spell it?*) speaking.. (She listens for a second then pulls an angry face and puts her hand over the bit you speak into.) HEY HEERO, IT'S THAT MARVEL REJECT ANIME-MAN ON THE PHONE!
Spandex boy: (Over at the phone in two seconds flat, knocking Relena down in the process.) Hey Anime-man! Are we gonna fight crime tonight? What? You're kidding right? No way, I'll be right there. (He puts the phone down in a hurry and rushes out.)
Quatre: HEY! Where are you going in such a hurry?
Spandex boy: No time to explain, It's an emergency!
And he was gone. The others just stared after him.
Relena: (Still on the floor.) I hate that boy.
Quatre: I think we all do right now.
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ME: Mwahahahahahahahaha! I'm sooooo evil! If you want to know what the big emergency is, you'll have to review my story! Mwahahahaha! Seriously now, I'd like to know what people think so would you please review this chapter? I promise the next one will be better, I'm just all hyped-up on sugar and caffeine today. Thanks for reading! (Looks around, realises nobody's reading and sweatdrops.) Uh… until next time then!