True Loves First Kiss
Prologue
Like every fairytale there's a princess. She's so beautiful and so damsel in distress that a handsome dashing prince must come on his great white steed and rescue her from the tallest tower. But get this, there's always some form of peril in which the Prince must slay something for the princess' heart. For as long as anyone could remember its always been a blood thirsty dragon out to eat the flesh and bones of the stupid knights. Oh and lets not forget the beautiful kiss they share at the top of the tower after Prince Charming had slain the evil beast. They call it True Loves First Kiss, I call it a bunch of BS!
It was just some hocus pocus tale to send women into a frenzy to search for there own happy ending with some dashing prince who had a heart of gold and a visage of a lion. But when these hopeful women don't find there princes, they are killed inside and find themselves marrying some pig farmer, who had the gut of a boar and a mouth just as filthy. There isn't a prince in fine linen for everyone, but prince charming isn't on the outside, it's the image of the inside that woman wished to see and they often get that mixed up, with wavy blonde curls, bright mysterious blue eyes, and the frame of an athlete. Its all a lie ladies! Its just imagination!
The last princess to not marry a prince was Princess Fiona, who had been locked in a tower with a female dragon that only wanted to be loved. Princess Fiona was totally into the whole saved-by-a-dashing-handsome-prince-who-slayed-the-evil-dragon-and-they-rode-off-into-the-sunset-on-his-white-noble-steed. To bad her Prince was an Ogre named Shrek, who was sent on a mission to bring her to Lord Farquaad, who was a man of short stature.
But of course like all love stories, there's a catch. Princess Fiona had a spell cast on her when she was little : By night one way, by day another, this shall be the norm until you find true loves first kiss and take loves true form. And of course she became an ogre at night, and look at the irony. An Ogre as her Knight in Shinning armour. It was meant to be from the beginning, but they didn't know that, even when they fell in love. It wasn't until Fiona was about to kiss Lord Shortsalot that Shrek came and disrupted the wedding, Fiona finally told him about the curse, The lady dragon ate the short lord, and Fiona and Shrek kissed. And got married and lived happily ever after! The happiest most weirdest love story around.
This story isn't about a Princess and a Prince falling in love and getting married. Its about how Love doesn't need to come in the form of a dashing young prince.
And so our story begins in Far Far Farther Away……