/AN: Okay so this is my first fanfiction. Just a lil info: there will be a prequel. I'm not sure about a sequel. I shall talk to my friend and partner Crystal first./
Crystal: Uh, yeah.
Me: When did you get here?
Crystal: The same time Neji and Itachi got here. Just a few seconds ago.
Me: ITACHI-SAMA *glomps*
Itachi: I will kill you.
Me: I don't care. I shall do your bidding. What must I do, Itachi-sama?
Itachi: Go out and bring my foolish brother to me and kill him.
Me: Ugh. Let me do the stinking disclaimer first. Neji, you're all silent in a corner. Would you mind doing the disclaimer?
Neji: *sigh* Why must destiny torture me so?
Me: Oh stop complaining and get it over with.
Neji: Fine. Caitlin and Crystal don't own Naruto.
Sasuke: YES THAT'S RIGHT! I DO! *evil laugh*
All except Sasuke: 0_0...
Me: Well, I didn't realize your brother was gay, Itachi-sama.
Itachi: I didn't either. This was unexpected.
Sasuke: I'm not gay. I own Naruto cuz he's an idiot and he can't take care of himself.
Me: Okay moving right along. On with the story! R&R please!/
Prologue
The sun shone brilliantly, over Konohagakure. Children piled out of the ninja academy with pride, eager to tell their parents what they had learned with their sensei. Shops and restaurants were alive with the bustle of busy villagers all ready for the day to be done. However on this day the Hokage and his wife, and most of the original rookie nine gathered around in a cramped hospital room to welcome a new addition to a once powerful clan.
Uchiha Tachi would be her name. She was born to Uchiha Sasuke and Sakura. Yes this story follows the same story line that it would normally follow. The Uchiha clan was still demolished by Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke still left all of those years ago. But how do we end up here you ask? Sakura smiled at the memory.
/Flashback/
Sakura, Sai, and Kakashi stood at the gates of Konoha eagerly awaiting the returning ANBU squad that had been gone for two months now. On the mission was Hyuuga Neji, Akimichi Choji, Naara Shikamaru, Uzumaki Naruto and Inuzuka Kiba. Well, these are the people they left with. But a tall figure stood in the middle of the group, his head bowed low so that no one could see his face. The mission was a retrieval mission for Uchiha Sasuke, the last retrieval mission anyone would do for this man. And after so many years they had been successful.
Sasuke had come on his own will, mostly because he was too injured to argue. "Sakura, I know you probably want to kill him right now, but he needs your help." Kakashi said.
Sakura sighed in defeat. She knew her ex sensei was right. "Fine. But when he's healed I call first dibs on kicking his rear end." Sakura said walking to the nearly lifeless body of Uchiha Sasuke.
Low and behold, Sasuke healed rather quickly and as promised, Sakura kicked the Uchiha's butt hard, killed his ego and completely smashed his pride. And then he was healed again, by the same person, internal bleeding and all.
Time skip
Sasuke and Sakura had been dating for almost a year and a half, Sasuke had just turned 21 and Sakura was 20. Nobody had thought that they should be together, not even Naruto. But Naruto knew that if Sasuke had tried something, he would end up six feet under in a cemetery; courtesy of Sakura herself.
Their wedding night was beautiful. It was small and only consisted of Sakura's parents, the Rookie 9 and the Hokage, Tsunade - who would step down in about a week or so leaving Naruto to take her place. It took place after the sun had set and was outside.
Ino, Shikamaru, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, TenTen, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara and his wife Matsuri, had fixed and cleaned up the Uchiha District as a huge wedding present. Sasuke himself nearly broke down upon seeing his old home look so nice, that and the terrifying memories that came along with it.
Not even a month later, Sakura came to Sasuke and told him that she was pregnant with their first child. July 13 the bundle arrived and was wrapped in a large, soft, blue blanket. They named him Taro Fugaku Uchiha after Sasuke's father.
Like the idiot that he is, Naruto bet Kakashi that Sakura would be pregnant again with in the next few months. Kakashi thought differently and said that the next child wouldn't arrive for at least another few years. Alas, Kakashi lost the bet, epically. Sakura was pregnant three months later.
Which leaves us to the present time.
/Flashback end/
It was July 13th again. Yes Sakura had given birth to Tachi on Taro's first birthday. It was unexpected and rare, but they were happy none-the-less.
"Pay up old man." Naruto said giddily, putting his hand out palm up in front of Kakashi. "I won the bet, fair and square. Tachi-chan was born on the exact date of this bet, which means, since Sakura-chan was full term when she gave birth to Tachi-chan, Tachi-chan's conception date was three months after Taro-chibi was born. Therefore, I win. So, fork it."
"You just can't get enough of saying Tachi can you?" Kakashi said, glancing over to where Sasuke was sitting, holding his newborn daughter.
"No I can't. I could just see Sasuke-teme beating all of the boys away with TenTen's stolen weapons." Naruto said smiling.
Kakashi gawked. "TenTen's... stolen... weapons...?" Naruto nodded.
"You really think that Sasuke-teme is going to use his own?" The blonde said skeptically. "His exact words, 'No boy who wants to date Tachi is worth my blade. I'll steal from TenTen's stash if I have to. But never in my life, will a boy ever see my blade slash across his skin.' " He mimicked darkly.
"Dobe, I can hear everything you're saying." Sasuke growled softly, as not to wake the sleeping baby in his arms.
Before Naruto could answer, a nurse came in to usher everyone but family out because it was after visiting hours and it was late. Hinata carried a sleeping Taro in her arms. "Let's g-go home Naruto-kun." She said softly.
"Well, good night Naruto." Kakashi said, poofing off to Lord knows where.
"Wait." Naruto paused to think. "THAT OLD MAN FORGOT TO PAY ME!" Almost immediately after, a wail could be heard through out the hospital room.
"Dobe! You woke Tachi, better hope Sakura doesn't wake up or she'll-"
"NARUTO! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I SWEAR I'LL MURDER YOU!" Sakura rasped, her eyes half open and her throat sore from screaming for eight teen hours.
"Aw, fudge." Naruto sighed, running for his life. Sasuke was chasing him and Ino was holding Tachi.
/AN: Okay. So that's it for now. I will try to post a new chapter next week. No promises.
Crystal: We are slow... and plus with all of the characters... we get confused easily.
Me: Yeah no doubt.
Crystal: R&R please.
Me: On the next disclaimer, Deidara and Tobi will be our guests! Yay.
Crystal: And don't forget Neji, Caitlin.
Me: Yes, yes, we mustn't forget the Hyuuga. Oh yeah, Neji and Itachi-sama are permanent... and will be in later chapters. THANKS!