"It was a beautiful day on Wisteria Lane, Spring of 2006, the sun was shining, the children were playing and all of the flowers were in full bloom. However, as my good friend Susan was about to find out, this would not be a beautiful day in her life, it would be the day that her past came back to haunt her." Began Mary Alice Young.

The phone rang in Susan's house, while she was working on the illustrations to a children's book.

"Hello?" Susan asked.

"Hello Susan, how's it going?" The voice on the other line asked.

"I'm sorry, who is this?"

"I'm sure you should probably remember me, I mean I was your boyfriend for god knows how many years, I mean, we were even married at one point..."

At this point Susan realized who it was and looks completely frantic...

"This is unbelievable, How did you find out who I am?

"Unbelievable? Believe it!"

"I mean, After we got divorced, I changed my name, and changed my whole life..."

"I know and you moved from the big city, now why would you do that to me?"

"That was nine years ago! And you cheated on me with that bimbo who was into domination!"

"Ah yes, but I have moved on now..."

"But I thought you murdered your girlfriend when she was pregnant."

"That was Scott Peterson!"

"Oh, whatever, you two look similar, anyways, I also moved on, and am in love with a plumber!"

"Hah, you love a plumber, you haven't loved anyone since you loved me in the big city..."

"Where did we live before again, Buffalo?"

"No! We lived in that big city right near Wisteria Lane, that big metropolitan city, remember?"

"Oh yeah, that's right..."

"I'm coming to see you Susan..."

"Please don't"

"Oh don't worry Susan, I won't bring that skimpy little outfit you like me to wear..."

"Oh thank god!"

"But I still am coming!"

"Okay, where do you want to meet?"

"Shall we meet at the lovely diner around the block from you?"

"Okay, when?"

"Tomorrow at five O'Clock, and make sure mister plumber stays home, I want a night alone with my L-"

"Don't you dare say that name, dammit."

"Okay I shall see you, Susan..."

The man on the other line hung up on Susan with her totally distraught.

"The woman who I know as Susan Mayer has a deep and shrouded past, almost as much as I do, but the problem is I do not have to deal with it, I'm dead, she has to deal with her past, she is very much alive." Concluded Mary-Alice Young.