Disclaimer: Sorry...I don't own it...
MUWHAHAHAHA! My second story! Ahem, this is supposed to be funny. Attempt at humor if you do not mind... Linkin park and my band, Anarchy, RULEZ!
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Sakura and Naruto stood in the kitchen of the apartment their team and sensei shared. Well...Naruto stood, Sakura sat next to the stove.
"WHERE IS SASUKE?" Naruto said, screaming his head off.
"I DON'T KNOW! STOP ASKING!" Sakura screamed in Naruto's ear.
"OW! MY LITTLE EAR! OWIE!"
"STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY NARUTO!"
"I CANT HELP THE FACT THAT MY INNER CHILD IS 3 YEARS OLD!"
"DEAL WITH IT!"
"FINE...Sakura?"
"What Naruto?"
"My Inner Child is really 13"
"No its not..."
"I HATE YOU!" Naruto ran/skipped to his...hole/room under the stairs. Naruto sat down in his cubby/room and pretended to be occupied as he watched a box. Sasuke ran down the stairs, stopped on the third one, and jumped up and down on the stairs.
"WAKE UP NARUTO! WE'RE GOING TO GO TRAIN WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
"I DON'T WANNA!" Naruto said in protest.
"HEY NARUTO?"
"WHAT?"
"WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?"
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Author: Sorry...I left the caps lock on...
Naruto: No you did not...
Author: I HATE YOU!
::Runs into Naruto's room/cubby::
Sasuke: --;
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"Naruto...that was awkward..."
"No shit...HEY! WE ARE NOT SCREAMING! WOOHOO!"
"Yeah...BUT YOU ARE!"
"Sorry..."
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After that...little...umm...emotional moment with the caps lock... Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke went off to the bridge!
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"Sorry I waz L- cough late... hiccup I ran out of ketchup for my contact lenses and eggs for my defecting solution..."
Kakashi said as he swayed left to right with a bottle of sake in his hand.
His students looked at him in confusion. Kakashi saw the look on their faces and screamed.
"I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD! WOOO!"
Kakashi suddenly fell back and dozed off, snoring as he released his grip on his beloved sake.
Naruto and the gang walked up to him in daze.
Naruto poked his sensei with a stick he just found randomly laying next to his foot.
Kakashi spazed like a wild anamail for a few seconds then stopped.
"Hey look what I found randomly laying next to my foot! I'll name you Paco!"
Naruto said happily as he held up Paco, The Wonder Stick
Sakura ignored Naruto and looked at Sasuke as sounds of Naruto saying, "I love you Paco!" could be heard.
"Well...its obvious Kakashi's drunk..."
Sakura said while she anime sweat dropped. Naruto bent down, picked up Kakashi's sake, and was about to drink the full bottle when Sasuke snatched it from him.
"NOOOO!"
Naruto said in protest. Naruto jumped on Sasuke to claim back his prize, Naruto started to bite Sasuke's arm.
"AHHHH! SAKURA! NARUTO IS BITING MEEEEEE!"
"Naruto! Stop biting Sasuke!"
Sakura said as she squirted Naruto with a water bottle.
"Bad Naruto! Bad!"
Naruto jumped off Sasuke as he reclaimed his prize sake.
"Where'd that water bottle come from?!"
Naruto said pointing at his new rival,
'The Water Bottle of Doom' using 'Paco, The Wonder Stick.'
"The author gave it to me!" Sakura said in a matter of factlty pointing towards your computer screen.
"Who?" Naruto cocked his head to the side.
"I don't know..." Sasuke said as he looked at the water bottle as if it were Itachi.
"DIEEEE!" Naruto grabbed the water bottle and stabbed it 19 times with Paco, The Wonder Stick.
Everyone watched as Naruto laughed evilly as water squirted out of all the holes from The Water Bottle of Doom...
Everyone turned to Kakashi and noticed he was...missing...
"Where's Kakashi?"
Naruto said as he drank some sake.
"How should I know?"
Sasuke said as he stomped on The Water Bottle of Doom, pretending it was Itachi.
"Maybe he ran away...I mean...he WAS drunk and all..." Sakura said, looking down the path that leads back to the village.
Naruto threw the bottle of Sake onto the floor and pointed Paco The Wonder Stick at Sakura.
"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP BITCH! DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME! GO GET ME A FWAKING BEER!"
Then he fell to the floor and hugged Paco, The Wonder Stick.
"Umm....I think Naruto's drunk..."
Sasuke said as he picked up a piece of glass that used to be Sake. He read the label and it said:
"WARNING: THIS IS A TEST BOTTLE. CONTENTS IN THIS BOTTLE HAVE NOT BEEN RELEASHED TO THE PUBLIC YET. FOR HOME USE ONLY.
:-) HAVE A NICE DAY :-)
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP BITCH! GET ME A FAWKING BEER!"
Sasuke slowly put the bottle down and walked away very, very slowly.
"I think this bottle was a bad batch or something..."
Sasuke said as he squirted the broken Sake bottle with The Water Bottle of Doom with 19 Band- Aids of Doom.
"Okay... so now what? Kakashi and Naruto are drunk from a bottle of Sake and this fan fiction sucks..."
"What'd you say Sakura?"
"Nothing"
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End of chapter one
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Okay...umm.... yes this story is going to have more chapters...and in every chapter I'm going to spoof a movie for at least...one paragraph? Maybe I will turn it into a Scary Movie kind of thing...I dun no. Paco The Wonder Stick is awesome...I actually named him after one of my mom's friends. No...Paco is not his real name...that is some nickname my mom gave him...
I will continue if you guys like it.
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