Goshinki's Bacon
One day, Goshinki was out on a walk.
"BACON!! I WANT TO EAT BACON!!!!!" so he devoured an entire village still searching for bacon.
"BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he found Kagome's backpack which had bacon in it and ate it all.
A girly looking man with long curly-brown hair, wearing lipstick and a thong came up to Goshinki.
"I am Alexander the Great! Tight-tight!" he said as he tightened his thong and crawled up Goshinki's leg onto his back.
"BROTHER?!?!?! BACON!?!?!" he said as he came upon his brother, Juuromaru.
"e' nee' atenmaru and Caiti!" he said drooling. (Translation: Me need Gatenmaru and Caiti!)
Juuromaru is retarded and drools making it hard to understand him, I'll put the translations to his sentences up too.
Juuromaru crawled up onto Goshinki's back.
"BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goshinki trotted along and came upon pigs.
"BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he ate all the pigs, and that was his bacon for the day.
Juuromaru drooled and crawled home, to Naraku's castle; where Naraku asked if where he was because everything is too violent nowadays. Kikyou baked Juuromaru and Goshinki burnt cookies, but Naraku threw them out because they were too "violent".
THE END!!!
This is a pointless story
One day, Goshinki was out on a walk.
"BACON!! I WANT TO EAT BACON!!!!!" so he devoured an entire village still searching for bacon.
"BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he found Kagome's backpack which had bacon in it and ate it all.
A girly looking man with long curly-brown hair, wearing lipstick and a thong came up to Goshinki.
"I am Alexander the Great! Tight-tight!" he said as he tightened his thong and crawled up Goshinki's leg onto his back.
"BROTHER?!?!?! BACON!?!?!" he said as he came upon his brother, Juuromaru.
"e' nee' atenmaru and Caiti!" he said drooling. (Translation: Me need Gatenmaru and Caiti!)
Juuromaru is retarded and drools making it hard to understand him, I'll put the translations to his sentences up too.
Juuromaru crawled up onto Goshinki's back.
"BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goshinki trotted along and came upon pigs.
"BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he ate all the pigs, and that was his bacon for the day.
Juuromaru drooled and crawled home, to Naraku's castle; where Naraku asked if where he was because everything is too violent nowadays. Kikyou baked Juuromaru and Goshinki burnt cookies, but Naraku threw them out because they were too "violent".
THE END!!!
This is a pointless story