WHERE'S
MY ZIIIIIIMMMM!!!!
First things FIRST! I know
alot of you peeps are going to start writing stories about how you tried to
contain your sanity during the "F*CKED UP FRIDAY". Sooo.... no sue me
okee daisy? This came to me by my own brain...spooky no copy. (Spooky speak in
third person, wheeeeeee!!)
IZ and all those other CA-RAZY peeps
(like, Johnny. Squee.) Belong to the brilliant and wonderful Jhonen Vasquez
*sighs and gets that anime kitty face when says name ^_^* Ahem...ummm...Nick
is...its own F*CK AZZ self.
*******
It is 7 o'clock Pm, A short, brown and
blue haired midget busts through the front door with a huge smile on her face.
"Tonight was going to be another fun filled, caffeenated night of Invader
Zim!" She thought. SpookyMouse twas her name. She had only an hour till
Zim, so she went online to talk to her friend Ryo till her show began. Talking
in chats with all the other nice and demented Zim fans. But, lets skip this and
head towards the trauma K?
7: 58. Wearing her Squee T-shirt and black
baggy jeans, Spooky laid out in front of the T.V., her heart pounding so hard
it felt like it was gonna explode right outta her chest and onto the
floor...*eww*. With all her anticipation she almost crushed her Cherry Freezy
right out of its paper cup. "Yeeeesssss...YEEEESSSS!!!" She beckoned.
And finally...the Odd parents ending theme wore out...7:59. Sweat poured from
her forehead. Finnaly.8 o'clock...
But
something was wrong...no theme...no enormous crowd of Irkens from the beginning
theme.... no Zim.
Instead,
it was that GOD AWFUL, CORNY, SICKNING, F*ckin Odd Parents theme...AGAIN!!! Her
eyes twitched, where was her Zim?! THEY CANCELED HER ZIMMY?!? No, It was a
mistake..IT HAD TO BE!! She leaned out so far that she fell on the floor right
on her face. She crawled towards the T.V. and grabbed it by its sides, growling
and hissing with caffeine caused foam coming from her mouth like a rabid
weasel. "Ok, NICK! We both remember that we hate each other...I mean, I
did send you that nasty letter...BUT STILL! If it weren't for Zim I would have
BLOWN you up a looooooonnng time ago! And...I'm preetty sure you wouldn't like
that...so *starts to talk in a Satanist Exorcist voice* (I can! Really, I've
been practicing for quite some time) YOU WILL BRING ME ZIM! OR I WILL RAIN
MISERY DOWN APON YOUR SANITY STEALING Corpse's!! *Twitch twitch*" (Gaz
Quote). So, then she returns to her cushy chair and sucks on her Ice Sucky. By
the time the show was over, it was gone...all 25 ounces of it (that's alot fer
a lil' person). Then, the SECOND odd parent ending theme for the night went.
"This was it! Finally, I suppose Nick isn't so stu..." She began to think.
Then suddenly...THEY WENT TO KABLAM!!!
"NO
ZIM!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!AHHHHHRRRRRGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!" She screamed
and pounded the floor with her fists so hard the wood began to crack. She began
to stand, the left side of her face covered with blue hair and the rest
shadowed. Shaking her fists angrily and her teeth clenching, she spoke while in
a dramatic shadowy pose, "Nickelodeon, You will pay...you will paaaaay
dearly for this unrighteous onslaught of EVIL you have bestowed apon
meeee...MEEE!! You shall suffer a pain..An AGONY faaaar worse than a thousand
NEEDLEZ IN YUR AZZ!! FOR THIS!! THIS IS AN UNHOLY ACT OF TORTURE!! YOU SHALL
NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF PEACE FOR I SHALL RAIN MISERY APON YOUR HEADS!!!!"
She then grabbed hold of the wall and gasped for all the air she lots during
her speech.
When
she came to, she discovered that Orlando was not far from Pensacola Fl. She
then cackled with evil glee. "MY IZ REVENGE SHALL COME TO PLACE!!"
She ran to her closet, grabbed her black Trench coat (it has a hole in the
elbow...poo). Quickly, she ran to her computer. "I must find some people to
help me get revenge on Nick! And soon!"
******
OK!
CHAPTER 2 IS ACOMIN SOON!! T/y for reading' mah crappy ficcy..*Sniff* Your so
nice!! R&R and I'll give you a cupcake! ^_^
People!
If you would like to help me get revenge on Nick, please say so in your review.
Thank you.
