I was watching Jumanji with my dad earlier; we had absolutely NOTHING to do. This idea came to me, and I'm not sure why. It was going to be an SVU crossover, but I didn't like the way that was going, so here it is! I am just going to jump right into the action, and this will only have about 5 chapters, max.
This will eventually be Tiva and McAbby, but it is Jibbs for the main part!
Oh, and I guess I don't own them either.
How The Grinch Stole The NavyChapter 1Gibbs knew that Jenny didn't like to be helped. But he figured she could make an exception when there were bullets flying around their head's. He reached a hand out and grabbed Jenny's elbow. Without hesitation, she twirled herself into him and hid her face in his neck.
2 Days Earlier
"Jethro."
Gibbs grunted, so Jenny kept talking.
"I need you, Ziva, Tony, and Mcgee on a plane in three hours."
"Where?"
"Offutt Air Force Base."
"Air force?"
"One of the naval officers there just got a high profile case, and we were called in to help."
"We?"
"I was told to go too."
"What about Abby?"
"What about Abby?"
"She is staying here?"
"Yes, she is. If we need her, I'll call her."
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"Nebraska, yes?"
"Yes, Zee-Vah. Nebraska."
"So, Tony, why Nebraska?"
"We don't know yet, Officer David."
"Sorry, Director."
"All I know is that we are to be on a plane in two and a half hours. So go pack and meet at the airport."
--
"Where are we staying, Director?"
"Hold on."
Jenny riffled through her briefcase until she found a stack of papers.
"Microtel."
"What's the agenda for…how long are we going to be there?"
Tony put his feet up on the seat opposite his, which happened to be Ziva's seat. Jenny and Gibbs were across the aisle, and Mcgee was next to Tony.
"We will be there until the case is closed. Possibly longer."
"Ok…what are going to be doing?"
"You are going to be doing what you would be doing if you got the case in Washington, Agent DiNozzo."
Tony made a face at Ziva before closing his eyes and going to sleep.
--
"We will be landing at Offutt Air Force Base in about 5 minutes, so please prepare for landing."
Tony shook the sleep out of his brain and sat up in his chair. Mcgee and Ziva were putting away a game of Scrabble and Gibbs and the Director were conversing quietly, their faces so close together it looked as if they were kissing.
--
When the group stepped off the plane, Tony squinted into the harsh November light. It wasn't snowing, and the sun wasn't out, so why the hell was it so bright?
"It is very ugly here." Ziva stated as she stepped off the plane and onto the tarmac.
"Thank you, ma'am." A young, good-looking officer smiled at Ziva.
"But you are not." Ziva smiled flirtatiously at him and Tony pinched her back.
Jenny stepped off and greeted the officers that had gathered on the runway. Gibbs was standing behind her and glaring whenever anyone got too friendly with the Director.
--
"I would rather stay at Probie's apartment then this room."
"What's wrong with my home?"
"Well, as of right now, nothing."
"How about as of…right now?"
"This room makes you look like Martha Stewart, McTasteless."
"Would you like to sleep outside, Tony?"
At that moment, the Director walked in, looking mad.
"The nice man at the front desk said that there were only two rooms available. You three will be in this room, Gibbs and I will be in the other room."
"Why do we get only two beds for three people?"
"Would you like the other room?"
"How many beds does it have?"
"I don't know."
"Then no, I'll be fine here."
--
Gibbs unlocked the door of the room they had been assigned to.
"Uh oh."
"What?" Jenny pushed past him and stood in the doorway.
"One bed!?" Jenny smacked her palm to her forehead.
"I guess you'll be sleeping on the couch, Jen."
At the glare Jenny gave him, Gibbs grabbed a pillow from the bed and sat on the floor, "Better?"
"Much."
--
After having dinner at the Chinese Buffet next door, everyone got settled in. Tony and Ziva were in their room, Gibbs and Jenny were in their room, and Mcgee had gone next door to the Northrop Grumman building to see if he could be of assistance to anyone.
Three hours later, Mcgee returned and went straight in to his room.
Tony and Ziva were in the same bed, Tony was sprawled out on one side and Ziva was snoring on the other side, with her hand on her gun. Mcgee changed quietly and slipped into the other bed, making a mental note to ask why Tony was only in his underwear the next morning.
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Gibbs rolled over on the floor. It smelled like dust and it was hard. Even for an ex-Marine.
"Jen?"
"What?"
She didn't sound like she had been asleep at all, either.
"I can't sleep."
"Would you like me to go get you some milk and read you a story? Then maybe I can scare the monsters out of the closet."
"Can I sleep on the bed?"
"Excuse me?"
"It's hard and cold down here!"
"You're an ex-Marine, live with it."
After a few minutes of silence, Jenny sat up.
"Jethro?"
Still no answer. Jenny untangled herself from the covers and crawled to the edge of the bed and looked down at the floor. Gibbs wasn't lying on the floor. He wasn't even in the room from what she could tell in the dark.
"Damn it, Gibbs."
Jenny leaned back up towards the head of the bed. She felt someone grab her and she sighed.
"Jethro, really, was that necessary?"
"I am sleeping on the bed, Jenny."
"I know."
When they would wake up in the morning, they would try to ignore the fact that they had been sleeping with their arms wrapped around each other.
Okay, next chapter will have more into the shooting scene, but I didn't want to put it in there now. If anyone lives in Bellevue, NE, then you will know that everything I describe in her does in fact, exist. Review!