It was a late night at the bar, moody, wierd and kinky.
And there was Hans just sitting there.
waiting. For something... Or someone?
Little did Hans know, he was about to get some "action" that night.
And then she came!
And then after her another girl came!
She was about to yell "I came" but she had to wait for the game.
Kari slowly touches herself, starting from her ankles and slowly going up!
Hans notices her, walks up and politely says "bitch we gonna bang tonight, awwwhhh yeah".
Kari said "yeah! i love when you talk dirty to me!"
Hans was a bit frightened, he took out his condom... but Kari said "we don't need rubber"
Hans was a bit scared so he asked "uhhhh are you on the pill? Cuz ya know! Cover your thang before you bang"
"yes, i took double up just for you!" she replied. *light switch turns off*
The other girl came up to Hans and started to slowly grind on his crouch.
Kari beat her ass with a dildo. "that's my Hans" she yelled
"Gurl u not even on fleek!" -Ratchet hoe replied
Hans said "i can't see shit, but i don't want a kiddo!"
"Shh... Just lay down... Daddy"-Kari replied while hitting the ratchet hoe in the face with a fork
*the ratchet hoe leaves the bar!*
Turns out it was Hans's dream but he fell right back asleep
And now Kari is fully naked!
but!... Hans can't get it up!
However he wasn't the one thrusting. it was Kari!
"My sjokolade hole!"- Hans yells "it hurts like hell!"
"trekk ut" he whispers (translated from norwegian "pull it out")
Kari spreds her legs and says "seduce me Stalin style"
So he took out his "penis" and started rubbing it on her vagina, while talking dirty in Russian
"I love it when you speak Italian!" she said
"its Russian" he replied "like Stalin"
"Oh yeah wasn't he part of the beatles?" she said
"yeah, something like that" he replied
"Nice" Seems like they weren't cumming in a very long time... Kari was disappointed... So was Hans...
Staring awkwardly at one another they say "LET'S WATCH TENTICLE PORN and jack off at the same time!"
They watched porn together all night and then Slash walked in...
So they had an amazing gory threesome.
Later on Kari and Slash met...
And kicked the shit out of Hans and Mark... They started to bleed...
The End… After The End Anxy raped Hans. Mark became male stripper.
Made by -Hans and Mark
P.S Kari and Slash yeah... Don't kill us! Put that dildo down!