AN: Ok My best friend mentioned that we need an Eddie that doesn't have a giant sausage… An Eddie that needs to work a little to make Bella scream… Well, even though we all know that EDDIE HAS A GIANT SAUSAGE AND CAN MAKE YOU CUM WITH A SILENT STARE, here you go… Bitch. LOL (love you lots, you hoor)

I don't own these characters, but if I did, they'd still be fucking.

BPOV

I was so nervous. Edward and I had been going out for weeks. He was old fashioned. He took things slow. So far, he'd kissed me, and grabbed a boob just yesterday… I had to change gears… He was hot, but son of a bitch, he had to be about to fucking explode from all the unresolved sexual tension we have made over the past month. Jesus…

I have been wearing the skimpy tops, you know the ones that make your boobs look like a stripper, and those skinny jeans that cut off the circulation to your ass. I have a nice ass, I have great tits, you can't tell me he hasn't noticed them, and thought about rubbing his juicy, thick, throbbing, hard as rocks cock all over them… Unless he has a thing for my brother Jake… He better not…

I dug through my panty drawer, and got the tiniest, most nonexistent thong I could find… I put it on, and smiled at my full length mirror… Then I took it off… I was so damn horny, I couldn't stand the thought of extra material that had to be removed when I finally got to get some. So what if it was mesh, it was still another layer. I skipped the bra too, so when Edward went for a feel of the girls, they were going to get the full sensation this time damn it.

I noticed my vibrator in the panty drawer, and almost pulled him out so I could ease some tension. Nah… I couldn't risk being out of the mood for Edward-Master Meat- Cullen when he finally went in for the thrill. I sighed, and squeezed my thighs together… If he didn't follow through tonight, I was coming straight home with a new pack of double A's for my little purple friend. I was getting fucked tonight, even if I had to do it myself.

I finished dressing, black miniskirt, with heels, and a red strapless shirt, that bared my tummy if I made the smallest of movements. I had to break out the slutty outfit, it was my insurance for the night. I checked my cell phone after I put on my makeup and swept my hair up off my neck. He'd texted me to let me know he was on the way. I took a deep breath, tweaked my nipples, and headed for the door.

EPOV

What am I going to do if Bella wants me to fuck her tonight? SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! I KNEW telling all my old girlfriends to tell everyone I had a huge dick was a bad idea. I'd wanted Bella for years. All her friends had told her I had a huge cock. They lied… WAIT A MINUTE… It's not tiny. Damn. I have a cock ok, it's just not a Boudin sausage. It's like 5 inches or so. Ok, it's 5 inches exactly. FUCK. So I just texted Bella to let her know I was on my way to pick her up. I didn't tell her I'd been at a sex shop buying a pump to make my little smoky look like a bratwurst. I figured it was one of those "need to know" basic things… She didn't need to know.

I pulled into her yard, and swallowed hard when I saw her. She was almost naked. *GROAN* FUCK… What the hell was I gonna do? She swayed her sexy ass all the way to my car and bent over to fix her shoe before she climbed in. My cock twitched… she wasn't wearing any panties, and her ass was within reach of my hand. If my dick was bigger, it would have been in reach of that too. SHIT. I cleared my throat and clutched the wheel like it was possible for me to lose control of the vehicle while it was in park. I was screwed. Bella wanted to fuck tonight. She winked at me as she climbed in. I smiled, nervously and kicked myself in the balls mentally.

Authors Note: If you want to see what else happens, leave a review. I'll finish once I know for sure you're interested. (wink)