A/N: Please read I'm Dead. This is the second in the series of 'Misadventures of a Fanfic enthusiast'

I start to really notice details now, like the children don't look young, hairy feet, old man with a cloak and a stick ... Merry ... Pip

"You've got to be FUCKING kidding me!"

Nope nope nope ah hell farking nope. Orcs, trolls, horrible creatures of the shadows.

Oh come on I was joking when I thought I wanted to be somewhere cooler like middle earth.

Was trapped in the Death Note world, now this shit!

What fun am I suppose have in this place! No place is untouched by evil in the end. Save Boromir! Shut up Boromir fan girls! I am not going to save Boromir. In fact I didn't give two hoots that he died, I was more worried for Merry and Pip. Hobbit fan girl here for the win.

Speaking of which, they are right in front of me still. Wow. they are so fat. How do they walk with such excess weight. How do you? Bitch!

"This is not fair, I want to go home! Can't I die like a normal person instead of this!" I cry.

Gandalf says something in a language I don't know, well no duh. A beam of light comes out of the staff and hits me in the chest.

"What did you just do Gandalf!" I cry in alarm.

"What the hell did you just do!" I scream in panic again and start to back away.

I trip over something and land on my butt. That red canister looking thing again. I get up in a huff and kick it.

"What is that?!" I hiss.

"It's what we were trying to warn you of Lass! It was Pips fault, the fire work went right for your stomach," Says Merry.

"It was not my fault! You're the one who lit it," Says Pip.

"Well yes, but you're the one who aimed where it was going to go," Replies Merry.

"Did not! Besides the lady just came out of nowhere," Counters Pip.

"I, I can understand," I say finally. Gandalf! That's what the beam of light was for. No way did he just do that, no way! Isn't it just something done in L.O.T.R fanfics?! Gandalf really has the ability to make someone understand middle earth languages? I can't help but burst into laughter.

Wait, if he can do serious magic and now can understand you ...

"Gandalf please send me home! I'll click my heels three times and yell 'there's no place like home' if I have to, just send me back home," I yell.

I miss my husband! I am so hungry I now finally realise. The strawberries in prison were not enough.

"What is your name and where are you from? Are you from another dimension?" Asks Gandalf.

Wait, what? How does Gandalf know about other dimensions? I am glad he knows about other dimensions, so this means I can go home surely.

"I am from another dimension, My name is Mrs Jade Snape," I reply.

"In the dimension you are from, is there a place called England?" He asks.

I gasp, NO way.

"Yes, yes there is!" I reply.

"You need to follow me," He says. He then turns to the Hobbits and says, "Cause mischief elsewhere little Hobbits."

I snort in amusement, I follow the wizard my feet start to hurt as I walk on the path instead of grass. It's then I remember my thongs (flip flops) were next to my bed in prison, back in Death Note land.

I wonder what happen? Did L see a body disappear, or what? Not to mention what happen back in Sydney.

"In your dimension what year is it?" Asks Gandalf.

"2014," I reply.

"Oh, that's very interesting," Says Gandalf.

Why would the wizard find that interesting ...

A/N: Now, if ... I were to, you know die again should I be A) Be greeted in Sydney by my family B) Go in a another dimension, if B, which one? :) JD